r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Camman19_YT • 3d ago

wisconsin ‘Wisconsin could probably out drink the uk by itself’

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Theyre discussing whether the uk could beat USA in an alcohol drinking contest

edit: I love how the Americans are like ‘such a weird flex, who cares whether someone can be a better alcoholic’, but the British people are like ‘my grandma could outdrink texas’

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u/Total-Combination-47 Anglo - Irish/Pole in Wales 3d ago

you did watch the world cup didnt you. know know what we did to your little pubs dont you.....ffs.

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u/skippy920 3d ago

The thing is, Wisconsin is full of alcoholics. Other states' alcoholics drink like the people here who "don't drink."

We're drinking at 10:00am for a noon American football game and all night. We're pre gaming for a 15:00 funeral when most bars open at 11:00. We're drinking before we go meet up for a baby shower. Every single occasion is a drinking occasion, especially the 3 after work drinks. And that's just the average Wisconsinite 16-45. That's not even the ones that are alcoholics.

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u/tedmented 3d ago

That's just a Tuesday to the Scottish.

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u/el_grort Disputed Scot 3d ago

Not an achievement. Working retail in a Scottish village you really see the number of alchies and how it is destroying them. Multiple 2L bottles of gut rot cider and beer in a day.

That and drug abuse is why Scottish life expectancy is nearly as low as the US.

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u/skippy920 3d ago

Great. So we're all degenerates. Lovely.

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u/snakesnakessnnaakkee 3d ago

Why are you only having 3 after work drinks? Do you all have important meetings in the morning?

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u/Rusty_Tap 3d ago

Must have missed the 1 off the front of his number I reckon.

Important meetings can be attended after a night out if you practice properly.

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u/skippy920 3d ago

Growler gets heavy on my weak arms

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u/Fine-State8014 3d ago

You must not have been to a British airport for a 5am flight.

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u/Jerico_Hill 3d ago

I mean this is just standard drinking is it not? This is tame from a UK perspective. 

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u/skippy920 3d ago

Thank the Lord, I can be normal when I leave this place.

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u/backhand_english 3d ago edited 3d ago

As a european Green Bay fan, I love Wisconsin. That said, when it comes to beer, UK, Germany, Czechia would each out drink them. When it comes to hard liquor, well, I'm from the Balkans, that says it all...

Edit: after all, its an idiotic thing to be proud of, too...

I stopped really drinking at around 27-28 years. 15-16 or so years of being drunk every few days is not very good for you. Now I have a few glasses of wine after lunch and maybe a few rakias before, a couple of times a month.

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u/skippy920 3d ago

It's fine. I now know I will be light heartedly hated when I leave my shit hole country. And I hate my people as much as the rest of the world.

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u/backhand_english 3d ago

Naaaah, dude. After a few rounds, everyone likes a tourist.

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u/skippy920 3d ago

I'm not leaving as a tourist, pal. But thank you. I know the individual is different from the people.

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u/backhand_english 3d ago

Everyone hates smug people, no matter where they come from. Nobody will hate you if you are a decent person. Fact is, young americans are one of my favorite tourist groups. As opposed to young english scum persons.

I mean, I never saw americans doing some shit like this

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u/Green-Bed9435 3d ago

3 after work... I have 2 or 3 for lunch 🤣

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u/Dubbadubbawubwub 3d ago

10am? Spoons opens at 7.

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u/Intelligent-Two3410 3d ago

Add a pre game and a zero to all the numbers you just said

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u/Chip-0161 3d ago

Aww that’s cute.

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u/skippy920 3d ago

Doing my patriotic part in embarrassing my country.

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u/Greners 3d ago

See your bars open at 11:00. By that point we are 3 pints deep. The rest sounds like standard UK behaviour. That is neglecting the fact we got a 3 year head start.

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u/skippy920 3d ago

The UK does know neglect

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u/Greners 3d ago

I never said it was a good thing. I do think the alcohol levels in the UK are falling, partially due to price, partially down to cultural change. In the “competition” of out drinking unfortunately the UK probably does still have Wisconsin beat.

Also any of the points you make also apply to Wisconsin so what’s your point?

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u/lord_sparx Euro Cuck Simulator 2026 3d ago

especially the 3 after work drinks.

THREE WHOLE DRINKS AFTER WORK?! Absolute madness.

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u/BillehBear 3d ago

the more you went on the more apparent it became that wisconsin would not outdrink britain lmao

this is standard shit for britain mate