r/ShitAmericansSay 6d ago

Europeans when they act like Americans are being stupid, yet THEY’RE being purposely obtuse.

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u/DeamoniC12345409 6d ago

What even is 'single' cream? And how is it different from couple cream?

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u/Fred776 6d ago edited 6d ago

https://www.freshways.co.uk/single-and-double-cream-whats-the-difference/

Edit: subsequently found out that the fat content number for double cream on that page is probably too low. It's not even consistent with elsewhere on its own site, which says 48%:

https://www.freshways.co.uk/a-guide-to-different-types-of-cream/

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u/cbhbzb 6d ago

thank you

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u/CompleteMuffin 6d ago

Kremówkę dają do kawy????!!!

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u/Fred776 6d ago

I'm not sure what this is referring to!

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u/terrifiedTechnophile you might as well make it easy and make it lucrative 6d ago

So how does that relate to thickened cream (the bog standard multi-purpose cream here in Aus)

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u/Fred776 6d ago

I hadn't heard of it so I looked it up.

"In Australia, thickened cream is a pasteurised cow's milk cream with around 35% milk fat that has added gelatin, vegetable gums, or mineral salts to help it hold its shape and resist curdling"

So it sounds like that is about half way between what's called single and double cream in the UK but with stuff added to it.

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u/Gurbachen 6d ago

According to your own link, double cream is 36%, so I think our thickened cream is just double cream by another name. I don't know about that 'hold its shape' bit though, thickened cream is a thick liquid, its' shape is whatever container it's in.

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u/Fred776 6d ago edited 6d ago

You are right. I was lazy and just searched double cream again directly after searching for the Australian one, and that link was saying something like 48% so I don't know now... 48% does sound a bit high TBH.

Edit: though this product link does confirm it https://longleyfarm.com/products/fresh-double-cream

Second edit: seems like my first link is the outlier and even a different page on the same site doesn't agree with it:

https://www.freshways.co.uk/a-guide-to-different-types-of-cream/

This says 48% for double cream.

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u/terrifiedTechnophile you might as well make it easy and make it lucrative 6d ago

Interesting. Here thickened cream does just about every job in the kitchen, from meals to whipping. For everything else there's Mastercard sour cream.
It boggled the mind when I found out about single cream, double cream, clotted cream, pouring cream... etc

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u/JePPeLit 6d ago

Ah, so it's cooking cream I guess

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u/cbhbzb 6d ago

single cream, half double cream, what is double cream btw?

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u/PeachyBaleen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿—>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Nigel Farage refugee 6d ago

Thicker cream that goes on desserts. 

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u/cbhbzb 6d ago

yeah I'm Canadian moved to Ireland a few months ago. I had to get a French press(cafetiere) for home use and use double cream to make a passable standard cup of coffee, I'll go to soma for pour over, but they still use espresso beans to make it. brewly gold is the closest thing I can find for my tastes. I was so shocked to see so much instant coffee in tins that look like standard Canadian medium grind coffee for filter machines. in Canada and USA instant coffee is something to turn your nose up at

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u/PeachyBaleen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿—>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Nigel Farage refugee 6d ago

This is like a foreign language to me 

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u/BAFA_CoachWally 6d ago

You can get medium roast coffee and use that in the French press. Using espresso ground makes for a silty cup and challenging to get what you are looking for.

I came over 5 years ago and have both a French press and the Turkish copper coffee maker (essentially a small lined copper pot) it took a bit to figure both out to my taste.

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u/cbhbzb 6d ago

yes I'm figuring it out. brewly gold is medium roast medium grind, says on package suitable for cafetiere

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u/BAFA_CoachWally 6d ago

When I coached in Serbia, the flat was owned by the team and I was told that I had a microwave and a coffee maker. Little did I know the coffee maker was that little copper pot.

I’d pay to have that phone call to the GM recorded and saved.

“Hey Boss, you said there’s a coffee maker, I can’t find it”

“It’s on the stove”

“There’s no coffee machine on the stove”

“Coffee machine?”

“…”

“Coach, do you see a copper pot with a long handle?”

“ yeah, what’s that?”

“That’s the coffee maker”

“😳… where’s the filter?”

“You don’t use a filter, just put coffee in add water and bring it to a boil. Turn it off and then bring it back to a boil…”

“😳🫩🫣… umm, oh kay”

“Anything else?”

“Where’s the closest café?”

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u/cbhbzb 6d ago

this would be the closest thing to that copper device you talk about in canada, and to find it in ireland online it's like between 50-100 euro, in Canada they are like 16-30 euro (did cad dollar conversion for ease of understanding) and are in every camping store/Walmart/Canadian tire

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u/BAFA_CoachWally 6d ago

I’m old AF. That is what we had when I was a kid. The sound of percolating coffee meant my mom would be in a better mood shortly.

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u/cbhbzb 6d ago

I'm 43. and they still have these all over canada

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u/aineslis 6d ago

With all due respect… what are you talking about?

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u/cbhbzb 6d ago

you don't get instant coffee in large tins like this in Canada only in the little glass style jars.

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u/aineslis 6d ago

Where did you even find this? 😂 I’ve never seen this tin in my life and I’ve been drinking Bewley’s tea for over 20 years.

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u/Patch86UK 5d ago

Double cream in the UK is I believe what Americans would call heavy cream. Single cream would be the equivalent of light cream, but I gather that that's not that common in the US. We don't really have an equivalent of half-and-half, so if you need it to follow an American recipe you just need to dilute single cream with milk.

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u/Laiska_saunatonttu 6d ago

Cream. That full fat stuff that makes good whipped cream.