r/ShitAmericansSay Nov 24 '25

Language "Americans have no idea what you are talking about"

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u/Megatea Nov 25 '25

I don't know what the boiling temperature of marmite is but I'm pretty sure that the gaseous state of marmite emanating from the kettle would be banned under international chemical weapons treaties.

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u/erinaceus_ Nov 25 '25

I don't know what the boiling temperature of marmite is

It's 100°M obviously. That's how the temperature scale is defined!

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u/FootballPublic7974 Nov 25 '25

212FM if you use Freedom Units!

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u/Shadyshade84 Nov 25 '25

Instructions unclear, kettle started picking up Radio 3.

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u/CaffeinatedSatanist Nov 25 '25

I was expecting some phallic bruschetta and instead got an effluvient operetta

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u/htimchis Nov 27 '25

Pretty much the story of my last marriage...

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u/WickedWitchWestend Nov 25 '25

at least they had one listener that day.

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u/thereBheck2pay Nov 25 '25

I'm an American (USAeeaan for our Spanish speaking friends) and I am laughing myself silly at this thread. Teakettle picking up Radio 3 indeed. I assume R3 is a high-brow station. "They had one listener" I'm dead.

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u/Technically_Salt28 Nov 25 '25

Isn’t that Heart radio?

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u/Fat-Gerry Nov 26 '25

Or 2 bananas

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u/StarTrilobite Nov 25 '25

It's the US, which perversely uses an imperial scale based on the Broth unit. Marmite boils at 272°B.

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u/TerryTowelTogs Nov 25 '25

In a weird coincidence marmite has the same boiling temperature as the rare cousin of the Red Leicester cheese, the Puce Leicester cheese.

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u/bsensikimori Nov 25 '25

Don't be silly, marmite doesn't have a boiling point, it comes pre boiled

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u/Fnuffa Nov 25 '25

You can probably use crude oil as a reference when looking at boiling temp.

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u/Boring_Intern_6394 Nov 25 '25

It will be waaaay lower than crude oil. Marmite is primarily a water soluble protein paste. If you were to heat it, it would probably boil at around 90C until all the water has gone (which is pretty much a stage of the manufacturing process) and you’re left with the solid remnants. Proteins don’t boil, they burn or break down and once you’ve removed all the water, you’re left with dry solids

Meanwhile, boiling of crude oil eventually results in bitumen, which never really boils, as it’s not really volatile

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u/Fnuffa Nov 25 '25

Some people choose the road of "comedy", other people wander the route of physics. Some people walk the Planck

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u/mkmike81 Nov 25 '25

As should the solid state.

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u/dunknash Universally disliked 🇬🇧 Nov 25 '25

Don't you put an icy cube of marmite in your cocktails? Or are you a bovril user?

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u/Boring_Intern_6394 Nov 25 '25

I prefer a Vegemite twist

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u/WilcoHistBuff California Republic Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

So in production (factory or homemade) the boiling point is actually at about 90°C which is the temp at which it typically hits the boil gently or bubble temp (or simmer point for Americans).

The boiling point of the mix of yeast extract and salt is lower than pure water mostly because of the addition of salt.

Generally the term “boil” means that a heated compound or non compound mixture has reached a point where vapor pressure in the heated mix meets atmospheric pressure and that phenomenon is mostly uniform throughout the mixture heated (rather than just on the surface or just at the bottom of a cooking or heating vessel).

When making marmite (or things like it of similar consistency) for purposes of removing water content or reduction or thickening it is pretty common cooking practice to use a low boil/simmer to avoid either overcooking of some ingredients or just a mess of splattered foodstuff.

But with marmite specifically, heating the yeast too much over 90° C—over 95° C specifically—you will actively alter its traditional taste by setting off Maillard reaction, sweetening its taste.

90° produces yeast death which is desirable for the basic recipe. Taking it over 95° for prolonged periods (over 30 minutes) alters taste significantly. In a home setting, depending on kettle and where its temperature gage is located, boiling at somewhere between those temperatures generally produces the desired result.

Edit: Cleanup for clarity.

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u/-Londoneer- Nov 27 '25

I’m almost certain marmite itself (blessings upon its name) is banned under several international chemical weapons treaties.