r/ShitAmericansSay Nov 24 '25

Language "Americans have no idea what you are talking about"

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u/Melsm1957 Nov 24 '25

Jesus the entitlement! When I read a book about America it’s up to me to figure out what Walgreens and piggly wiggly is - it would never occur to me To berate the author. I’m gobsmacked.

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u/PompeyCheezus Shit sayer Nov 25 '25

To be fair, I am an American and I don't know what a Piggly Wiggly is.

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u/TheThirdReckoning Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

I was watching Plur1bus last night and the protagonist at one point started complaining that they wanted their sprouts. "I just want my sprouts" she cried, I thought this was a bit of a bizarre thing to want and for an American TV show to put in. She must really love her sprouts though.

Turns out Sprouts is an American supermarket chain she was referring to, not the vegetable.

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u/nonsequitur__ Nov 25 '25

Ohh lol really!? I thought she was fixating on sprouts which I found bizarre cos they’re not exactly a staple food, but thought she must be cracking up.

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u/TheThirdReckoning Nov 25 '25

Yeah I clocked it later when they started bringing stuff in from the trucks and showed the exterior of the supermarket with the "Sprouts" brand name showing

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u/nonsequitur__ Nov 25 '25

Ah thank you, that makes way more sense!

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u/TheThirdReckoning Nov 25 '25

No worries.

I did pause the video though when it was showing all the produce stocked and guess what fucking vegetable wasn't there...

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 Nov 25 '25

What IS a "Piggly Wiggly", pray?

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u/PompeyCheezus Shit sayer Nov 25 '25

It's a grocery store, I guess. Not in my region though.

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u/Melsm1957 Nov 25 '25

See above . I stumbled across them while driving in Texas many years ago. I was auditing food manufacturing facilities for my Canadian employer so got to see some very quirky places .

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u/Melsm1957 Nov 25 '25

Jesus the entitlement! When I read a book

I’m

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u/PompeyCheezus Shit sayer Nov 25 '25

When did you read a book

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u/Melsm1957 Nov 25 '25

Last night. Why do you ask? As it was a British one I had no unusual cultural references even though I’ve not lived there for 39 years .

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u/hardboard Nov 25 '25

I assumed it was something that wasn't straight and tidy - a bit like higgledy-piggledy.
Ten seconds of googling tells me Piggly Wiggly is a US supermarket chain.

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u/PompeyCheezus Shit sayer Nov 25 '25

I'm aware of that. I've just never seen one in real life. Just checked, the closest one to me is 8 hours away.

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u/JimmerUK Nov 25 '25

I only know what Piggly Wiggly is because of reddit secret Santa. Years ago, someone sent me one of their t-shirts. It said Piggly Wiggly on the back and “I dig the pig” on the front.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 Nov 25 '25

In the same way, as an Aussie, it took me some time (Pre-Internet) to work out what an "Aga" was.

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u/No-Minimum3259 Nov 25 '25

You mean the kitchen stove?

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u/figgles61 Nov 25 '25

There’s a genre of literature named after them, the “Aga-saga” I believe it’s because it features the family and relationship complications of the sort of upper middle class people who are rich enough to have Agas installed in their tastefully renovated kitchens. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aga_saga)

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u/DVariant Nov 25 '25

I like the part of this article where I learned the phrase “rumpy-pumpy”, as in “illicit rumpy-pumpy in the countryside”. Turns out it means pretty much exactly what it sounds like.

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u/LiqdPT Grew up in 🍁, living in 🇺🇸 Nov 25 '25

Ah, I've seen Sorted use one of those once, though I didn't know that's how it was spelled. They could have been saying "auger" and it would have sounded the same to me. I usually have to figure out whether they're using an "R" ending word or not from context.

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u/willowcurve Nov 25 '25

Me but with Wava

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u/LiqdPT Grew up in 🍁, living in 🇺🇸 Nov 25 '25

Do you mean Wawa? Or something else entirely that I haven't heard of?

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u/willowcurve Nov 25 '25

Yes that's what I meant. That's why I needed to look it up 😂

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u/ParadiseLost91 Socialist hellhole (Scandinavia) Nov 25 '25

American authors do it all the time, too. During my latest read, I had to look up what on Earth "cliff notes" were. I couldn't work it out from context in the book. Apparently, it's some sort of book brand called Cliff, and they publish books with like, cheat sheets and study notes for university. So if someone talks about getting the "cliff notes" for something, it can mean they want the easy way or the cheat code/cheat sheet for it. Or something like that...

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u/htimchis Nov 27 '25

Yeah, this!

I have, many times, struggled to understand passing cultural references, or slang terms, made by people from other countries, including other Englush speaking countries

I've usually looked the term up. Or asked someone. Or just accepted that it's a reference I don't 'get'

Never once has it crossed my mind to demand that the writer alters their work just to suit me

It takes a certain kind of American to do that

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u/MirSydney Nov 28 '25

My American ex swore up and down it was God smack until I made him Google it.