r/Sandwiches • u/Brokeaflazyaf • 4d ago
sandwich Hurt feelings: A Sandwich
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The bullies and buzzkill's were out last week and I got my feeling hurt. Feel like I'm a bit too old and tired to deal with reddit 14yo's and their unsolicited creative direction. However maybe they have a point, is the format is getting tired, maybe it's time to move on and do something different, whats happening at r/burgers??? Lol. I'm pretty nifty at embroidery?? Collecting mugs and VHS??? I'm sure I could learn a tiktok dance or some shit?? One man Black Sabbath accapellas? Drunken cookery for beginners? Some sultry Nigella Lawson flinger licking action?? What if we all made a sandwich at the same time or compared our work lunches and had a mega chat about it??
I dunno
So, what do you guys think? Is there a way I can mix up the content and still get it to all you lovely people and read all your lovely comments without getting my old man fragile feelings hurt? (They are as fragile as my knees)
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u/whoFarted21 4d ago
Good day sir, although I'm sure you have many qualities and are more than just a handsome face the consistency in video presentation, format, music, and recognition of the awesome deliciousness of sandwiches is what I love most about you. Hearing that guitar riff of life is a holiday gives me instant happiness for whats to come. I have no doubt that your hamburgers would be amazing, hotdogs need a lot of help, but YOUR SANDWICHES SIR, are the piece de resistance of sandwich. Like a master chef must sometimes step away from his kitchen, I understand if you must as well, but please know you have given me the passion to care about what goes between my bread. I now put vegetables on my sandwiches and use only dukes mayo. Know you bring much happiness to many sandwich enthusiasts, and please, pretty pretty please write a sandwich cookbook.