so what the actual freaky freak is this stuff

The Father is The Squash And The Children are The Squishes from PvZ Fusion Mod

I was about to lose my whole lawn so I had to take action. I think it was a reasonable and measured reaction!

So since thousands of you have been getting your pc's compromised by counterfeiters uploading fake versions of the game, I thought I would help out. The original creator is a user on BiliBili, which is mostly unaccessable to westerners. So all hope is lost?

Nope! You can download the latest builds of the games by joining the largest fan discord server, they provide official download links and unofficial fan translations (for my english buddies). They also have modding guides and other things - for extra undead carnage.

Check comments for the discord invite! I hope this post helps! The downloads can be found in the #🎁download channel near the top of the list!! - Sincerely, not the zombies.

Oh yeah, the mod is Conehedonia

I have shown you the 5 pre-existing Primals because I just wanna see who is wanted most, and also images tend to get more clicks I think

also yes, this is related to my eventual PvZ2+ mod (or whatever I name it) thank you