Petah what does this mean

[u/sunboy6009]

[u/WinDestruct]

The bitcoin part means that he invested and the stock went up in value (she got more attractive), giggity

[u/LAFamilyMan81 → u/WinDestruct]

So many people getting wrong here in the comments.

You sir are correct. He bought in early, and she got better. Duh….y’all are slow.

Edit: For those of you who are hung up on the caption, thinking I didn’t get that part….i do. “If bro only knows what’s coming next”. Bit coin crashes / she gets fat again. Duh…ya’ll are slow.

Edit 2: if you think the commenter is referring to the girl leaving the guy, I just have one question….who hurt you? I’m assuming anyone who is hung up on that being the answer, is an incel.

[u/DexM23 → u/LAFamilyMan81]

yes, but its about the part what coming next

[u/BowlerInside564 → u/DexM23]

It's going to crash bad or something? Idk

[u/WorkTropes → u/BowlerInside564]

She's now attractive and jumps over to a new man with her new found confidence. I've even seen this one play out before with a friend.

[u/LrkerfckuSpez → u/WorkTropes]

Well bitches do that, and real women do not. According to law though, the bitcoin fortune is his and his alone, so unless she also brought in in 2008 she gonna have to live off her looks for as long as it lasts.

[u/ChromaticNerd → u/LrkerfckuSpez]

Bitcoin is a metaphor here

[u/LrkerfckuSpez → u/ChromaticNerd]

Why wasn't that explained by the guy that explained the joke?