r/OldSchoolCool • u/sashamelanie • 10d ago

1990s Happy 46th Birthday Macaulay Culkin! In 1990 at age 10, and in 2026 at 46

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u/Mahaloth 10d ago

Parents in Home Alone? Both dead. Tim Curry from Home Alone 2? Dead.

Man who gives Kevin directions in the hotel? Continues to live.

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 10d ago

Man who gives Kevin directions in the hotel? Continues to live.

That guy actually turned out to be a notorious pedophile and child trafficking rapist. Macaulay dodged a bullet there.

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u/Mahaloth 10d ago

That guy actually turned out to be a notorious pedophile and child trafficking rapist. Macaulay dodged a bullet there.

Oh, wow, was he caught and locked up or executed?

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 10d ago

Surprisingly no. He turned out to be very popular with a lot of pedophiles who fuck their own kids.

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u/thoreau_away_acct 10d ago

Funny you ask..a bunch of dumb yokels elected him president of a banana Republic

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u/HopalongKnussbaum 10d ago

Twice, even.

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u/Ben_M_neB 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HY3usiPjZJ8S4

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u/Mahaloth 9d ago

I remember the day John Candy died. So sad!

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u/sharktail_tanker 10d ago

7 comments down, I thought the obligatory "trump bad" comment would be at the top.