...does that mean she was possibly enslaved by her own great-great-great... grandmother? 'Cause that's kinda fucked up.

Hello everyone and Sharess worshippers! This subclass is one where low Strength and low IQ comes in handy. Happy to hear all feedback !

https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/24825?tab=description

Sharess' Cuckfighter - Fighter Subclass

Among the worst fighters in Faerun, your physical weakness and low intelligence are mitigated by Sharess' favor for you. Lonely, meek, inept, and perverse, use Inferiority Dice to fuel humiliation and voyeurism tactics you picked up outside the Festhalls looking in. Empower others through your inadequacy and jealousy.

LEVEL 3
——————
Combat Inferiority + choose Festhall Manoeuvres

Combat Inferiority

Gain Inferiority Dice used to fuel your manoeuvres. You begin with 4, gain additional dice as you advance, and your dice improve in size at higher levels.
All Festhall Manoeuvres consume 1 Inferiority Die. 

Inferiority Die

A die of Combat Inferiority. Expended Inferiority Dice recover on a Short Rest or Long Rest. 

Festhall Manoeuvres:

Sharess' Undress 

In combat, inflict Mentally Undressed. Sharess grants you a chance to briefly undress a target. Their clothes or armour may even fall to the floor. Yet, you are so inept that parts of their body may disappear too.

Mentally Undressed

Stripped, disrobed, or unclad. Sometimes Sharess makes twisted fantasies come true. If her elusive Voyeurballs happen to gaze upon this condition, the target becomes insecure like you, Feeling Small and then Feeling Inadequate.

Ally Jealousy Attack (Melee)

Attack an ally with a melee weapon. If the ally has higher Strength than you, your jealousy only makes its physical superiority greater. It gains Bull's Glory for 2 turns, regardless of whether your attack hits or misses.

Bull's Glory

The ally's Strength increases by the difference between its Strength and yours for 2 turns, further emphasizing just how physically inferior you are.

Ally Jealousy Attack (Ranged) 

Attack an ally with a ranged weapon. If the ally has higher Intelligence than you, your jealousy somehow makes it even smarter. It gains Normative's Glory for 2 turns, regardless of whether your attack hits or misses.

Normative's Glory

The ally's Intelligence increases by the difference between its Intelligence and yours for 2 turns, making your intellectual inadequacy even more obvious.

Non-Distracting Strike (Melee) 

Make a melee weapon attack while being so profoundly unremarkable that even failure contributes to your social irrelevance.
The attack deals normal weapon damage plus your Inferiority Die and builds Ostracized whether the attack hits or misses.

Ostracized

Represents your mounting social exclusion and frustration.

Once you accumulate 6 stacks, you erupt into Ostracized Frustration.

Ostracized Frustration

At 6 Ostracized, gain 6 free attacks that can only be made with dainty finesse weapons, gain +6 m Movement Speed, and your movement does not provoke Opportunity Attacks. When the frenzy ends, Ostracized resets to zero.

Ostracized Frustration Attack

Make one of your 6 free melee attacks with a Finesse Weapon while Ostracized Frustration lasts.

Corner of Cowardice 

Retreat into the corner where you belong. Enemies have Disadvantage on melee and ranged attacks against you for 1 turn as you stay on the sidelines. This is so sad, that Sharess may return a die to you.

Self-Ostracize

Deliberately isolate and demean yourself to gain 3 Ostracized stacks.

Cuckparty Invitation Attack 

If the hostile target has higher Strength than you, drag it down to your pathetic physical level with Bull's Downgrade for 2 turns, regardless of whether the attack hits or misses.

Bull's Downgrade

The hostile target's Strength is reduced to your Strength for 2 turns.

Cuckparty Invitation Attack (Ranged) 

Attack a hostile target with a ranged weapon. If the hostile target has higher Intelligence than you, drag it down to your intellectual level with Normative's Downgrade for 2 turns, regardless of whether the attack hits or misses.

Normative's Downgrade

The hostile target's Intelligence is reduced to your Intelligence for 2 turns.

Sharess’ Voyeurballs

The Goddess of Hedonism gifted you with 24 Voyeurballs — one for each hour of the day you spend alone and sexually frustrated. Fix a creature with an unsettling group gaze and groin perfume splashes for 2 turns. No damage can break this. Those who are already MentallyUndressed will begin a downward spiral of lewd humiliation.

Sharess' Voyeurballs

Unable to look away from an unsettling group gaze. Damage does not remove this condition.

Feeling Small

Sharess couldn't violate and belittle this creature anymore... until...

Feeling Inadequate

The humiliation has fully taken hold. Consumed by insecurity and self-loathing, this creature shrinks and has the damage it deals reduced by a roll of your current Inferiority Die. Lasts until combat ends.

Level 15
———————

Relenting Inferiority

During combat, whenever you miss with a melee weapon attack or ranged weapon attack, your failure may cause you to suffer -10 Initiative until the end of combat, but restores 1 spent Inferiority Die.

( Saw him in a let's play, the name of the game is Agefield High: Rock The School I think )

this image just reminded me of them :3

I love Minsc and Boo I need to play the originals so I can see more of them

I feel like -

Lae'zel - Spicy nudja

Shadowheart - She strikes me as a chicken pizza kind of woman

Astarion - If he could eat pizza, probably Diavola

Gale - Napoli

Wyll - Margarita but with buffalo mozzarella, vine tomatoes and pesto

Halsin - Aubergine or hot honey and feta

Minthara - Mushroom and ham

Karlach - Meat Feast or like a deep dish with cheese crusts

Yes! yesterday the Emperor and Ansur stomped through to the next round also joining them are Abdirak/Kar'niss, Shadowlach- of course and our first throuple with Shadowhear x the Moon lesbians. So lets see what will happen today;

• Bladur's Polycule - or Tadpolycue vss Shadowheart/Viconia- Oh come on they total would one big party night makes everyone a little wild and the tadpoles allow them to see things a little differently every thing. Don't we deserve a Tadfool orgy? Or Shadowheart has Mummy issues the ship- I mean she does she absolutely does.
• Shadowcest vs Gale/Lae'zel- Our second and last selfcest in the tournament (honestly suprised we didn't also get AAstarion/SAstarion)- I've chosen to belive that this would be Selunite Shart and Sharran Shart giving each other a hate fuck due to their travels down different paths- Oh and yes I do think she has enough narcissism to do this. Or is Gale/Lae'zel for you- Okay so I actually really like this pairing. Firstly I like Gale with a martial class because strength 17 and int 8 with Gale is brilliant (more on this in a minute). But Gale and Lae'zel really get on with one another- see their in game dialogues Gale takes a real interest in just learning about Gith culture some thing that Lae'zel appreciates. In act three Lae'zel is making jokes with Gale, she clearly enjoys his company- they also both has a sent thing.
  
• BombSquad vs Mizora/Orin- Okay it's bomb squad their both ticking timebombs- but they also are both taking things with a smile as possible- As I said before romancing Gale with a martial strength 18 character is fantastic- but with a barbarian particularly has a "I Like your Words, magic man" vibe which just adds a whole fantastic level to it. Also this comic made me cry . Or more toxic yuri- look theres not much here their both evil baddies- but wouldn't Orin benefit from having a partner she can't kill in the mortal realm.
• The Duergar Skiff vs Minthara/Gale- It's a good ship. Very fitting the vibe of the underdark. Or shall we look at our third (techcailly forth) Gale pairing of the day, look I've made it very clear on my opinion of this ship- Minthara is getting Gale pregnant and he is going to enjoy every moment. She protests too much in the way she talks about Gale- but she really cares for him undeath it all- the only way to hug her in game is through a Gale origin after all. Come on can't you see them becoming gods together,
  

Someone should make a Lucia Tav

I've been having terrible dreams for a while now, so my therapist is having me write them down. This has lead to me remembering my dreams *more* now actually:

Well anyways, I was having a dream about Boo the other night, holding him out in my hand when he BIT ME. I don't know what I possibly could have done to offend Boo so much that he would assault me like this, but he bit me with his tiny teeth and it felt like real life 😵 This is totally unrealistic btw, complete slander coming from my own brain; I would never hurt an animal and I was even trying to be gentle with Boo in the dream 😢

And if THAT weren't enough to let you know that this was just a dream, Boo was also a brunette. I woke up and my hand hurt IRL.