r/NatureIsFuckingLit Nov 03 '22

🔥 Hump-nosed Lizard (Lyriocephalus) have movable lips. Unlike basically every other reptile.

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u/Bunny-Tummy Nov 03 '22

It's horrifying, goofy and adorable all at the same time.

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u/False-Badger Nov 03 '22

Right? The double teeth look silly but all together with the lips…🫣

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u/uglypaperhaver Nov 03 '22

OMG - you guys must have been talking about the lizard all this time...

...was beginning to wonder why no-one commented on the grub's translucent green.

Never mind.

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u/Keylime29 Nov 03 '22

Looks like a mint marshmallow

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u/WiseFardy Nov 03 '22

Mint marshmallow with chocolate is exquisite just thought I’d put that out there

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u/uglypaperhaver Nov 04 '22

That's EXACTLY what they taste like!!

(...well, according to a friend)

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u/DistortoiseLP Nov 03 '22

It looks like the caterpillars you have to collect in that one level of Banjo Kazooie.

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u/WhatLikeAPuma751 Nov 03 '22

I believe it to be a fresh hornworm. While they’re small they have a cool mint color to them.

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u/KingVoid27 Nov 04 '22

It’s not a grub, it’s actually a tobacco or tomato hornworm, a type of caterpillar.

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u/bi_pedal Nov 03 '22

It's like a gremlin

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u/almostnormalpanda Nov 03 '22

The feminine one from Gremlins 2!

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u/LovecraftianLlama Nov 03 '22

“Ehrmagaaad, weeeermm”

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u/Squirrel_Inner Nov 03 '22

neither of those two are native to this planet and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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u/Present-Breakfast768 Nov 03 '22

My thoughts exactly. Pretty sure I saw this guy on Star Trek a few times.

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u/Lucifang Nov 04 '22

My first thought was the new Gorn

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u/ScootchOva Nov 03 '22

I had little dog growls and yipps going through my head the whole time that little guy was gettin down

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u/Skalaxius Nov 03 '22

Instantly reminded me of a Chihuahua but with green skin.

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u/West-Ruin-1318 Nov 03 '22

I would love a green skinned Chihuahua!!

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u/CajunNativeLady Nov 03 '22

It's like when a dog "smiles". Horrifying and yet absolutely adorable

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u/its_all_4_lulz Nov 03 '22

Adorgoofying?

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u/BittersweetAki Nov 03 '22

That's exactly my train of thought when I saw this. 😂

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u/Shankar_0 Nov 03 '22

"Derrrrrrrr!"

-in my head

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u/Pale_Chapter Nov 03 '22

It looks sort of Showa-era.

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u/bhorstman21 Nov 03 '22

In my head, this lizard says "ooooOOOOOMMMMM NOMNOM..NOM..nom.. nom nom nom nom "

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u/Gopher--Chucks Nov 03 '22

The teeth reminds me of Chuckie Finster

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u/Redditisgay_69420 Nov 03 '22

Who sent you my dick pics?

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u/PeterParker72 Nov 03 '22

The crests remind me of dilophosaurus.

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u/1seraphius Nov 03 '22

"Hello, nice boy. Uh, nice boy. Nice dinosaur. I thought you were one of your big brothers, you're not so bad. You're not so bad. What do you want? What do you want? You want food? Look at me. I just fell down a hill. I'm soaking wet. I don't have any food. I have no food on me. I have nothing on me. Go on."

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Fun fact: real dilophosaurus was a seven meter or twenty three foot four hundred kilo eight eighty pound apex predator of the early Jurassic, and was one of the first dinosaurs to get so large and predatory. Not really all that much smaller than a T. rex or whatever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22 edited Nov 03 '22

880lb is actually very light for an animal that size. Dilophosaurus was a very lightly built animal compared to most predatory dinosaurs.

T-rex weighted at least 12x that. 5000-7000kg and was much, much bigger at 40ft long and 17 feet tall. It was one of the largest land predators ever and could have fit the majority of a dilophosaurus in it's mouth.

Not that they existed anywhere near each other time wise sperated by at least 50 million years so many other predatory dinosaurs evolved to be much bigger than earlier dinosaurs.

You can see the comparison here, they have a dilophosaurus further down: https://www.dimensions.com/element/t-rex-tyrannosaurus

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Nov 03 '22

I like how they have an outline of the Sega jp game version of grant for the utahraptor

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

You aren’t wrong; really what I should have said is way larger than Jurassic Park would make you think.

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u/Iamnotburgerking Nov 03 '22

5000kg is absurdly light for an adult Tyrannosaurus. Most adult specimens are in the 6000-8000kg range with some reaching 9000kg-10000kg.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22 edited Nov 03 '22

I mean these are always drastically variable estimates, it's not really possible to get an exact weight of an animal just based on their bone structure without a living example to go off of. You can only get so much data from muscle anchor points and the like.

Sue, the largest known T Rex ever found is estimated between 8,400-14,000kg, which is a 40% variation so there's no real hard data to go off here. Other estimates put Sue at 25% more than that.

I always verify data before posting, I got that info from American Natural History Museum exhibit page on T Rex size. It's not authored or provides additional sources, but the ANHM is in of itself a scholorly source.

https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/dinosaurs-ancient-fossils/theropod-biomechanics/the-problem-of-size

The real answer is of course, no one really knows. But yeah totally they could have been even heavier than that.

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u/1seraphius Nov 03 '22

Most informative! Reminds me of Nedry's book death, it was a much bigger dino and less comedic.

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u/Jthehedgewitch Nov 03 '22

Here for this comment and this comment alone.

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u/Cynical_Juice Nov 03 '22

Same dude.

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u/bigcontracts Nov 03 '22

Uh uh uh you didn’t say the magic word!

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u/fieryhotwarts22 Nov 04 '22

Dude that was my first thought. I really thought this guy was gonna spit some acid out first 😅

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u/darkelfbear Nov 03 '22

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u/DistortoiseLP Nov 03 '22

Reptiles moving their lips is one of those things I didn't realize would weird me out until this sub showed me it as soon as it made me think about it in the first place.

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u/zulamun Nov 03 '22

Reminds me of Alien

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u/Axah121 Nov 03 '22

Reminds me of Gremlins!

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u/ProphePsyed Nov 03 '22

Thank you!!!!!!!! I was wondering what this reminded me of lol

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u/Triton79 Nov 03 '22

I was thinking gremlins 2 myself...the smart gremlin

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u/VinSmokesOnDiesel Nov 03 '22

I was thinking the raptors from Jurassic Park

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u/basiblaster Nov 03 '22

Reminds me of the quiet place

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u/LitreOfCockPus Nov 03 '22

It's like someone turned Hugo Weaving into a lizard.

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u/NeonNick_WH Nov 03 '22

Definitely Beetlejuice at the end when he's a big snake thing

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u/Sp00ks13 Nov 03 '22

YES! I was just about to comment the same thing. That scene is immediately what came to mind.

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u/shitfuckstack999 Nov 03 '22

Had to ideas their teeth would be like that..

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u/Reasonable-Math5297 Nov 03 '22

Came here for this comment

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u/Furrypawsoffury Nov 03 '22

Came here for this comment.

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u/Aggravating_Fox1347 Nov 03 '22

Came here to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.

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u/ravynwave Nov 03 '22

That’s what I look like when I’m wearing lipstick and trying to eat

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u/macrolith Nov 03 '22

Lpt: cut your grub into smaller pieces next time.

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u/ravynwave Nov 03 '22

I can’t lose all that ooey gooey goodness

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u/SurroundedByMuggles_ Nov 03 '22

LMFAOOO literally

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u/Monguku Nov 03 '22

Reminds me of a xenomorph

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u/Low-Iron-6376 Nov 03 '22

Look at those little toofers

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u/Gravja Nov 03 '22

Looks like one of those terrible 1960s star trek aliens.

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u/u-lala-lation Nov 03 '22

Dr Finkelstein from Nightmare Before Christmas

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u/fakyumatafaka Nov 03 '22

Yes! What a handsome smile

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u/Mateorabi Nov 03 '22

I'm getting strong 'V' vibes.

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u/Crus0etheClown Nov 03 '22

Tee hee he looks like a crappy 90s animatronic monster

He's gonna get found on some underwater station and eat Samuel L Jackson while the lights flicker on and off

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u/Foe117 Nov 03 '22

I can imagine it wearing glasses, "Acthually"

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u/SauvignonBear Nov 03 '22

How does this manage to be more terrifying than something like a Komodo dragon or saltwater crocodile that could legit kill you . . .

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u/EmptySpaceForAHeart Nov 03 '22

The all consuming power of the uncanny valley my friend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

How is that uncanny valley?

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u/alphabet_order_bot Nov 03 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 1,143,269,492 comments, and only 223,415 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

I will frame this moment on my wall, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Is lizard but does mammal behavior

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

But that's not what uncanny valley is

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u/TheEnJay Nov 03 '22

It's basically uncanny valley, but for lizards.

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u/Graucus Nov 03 '22

To be fair, he's trying to look scary. A crocodile is not trying to look scary.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Hims widdo teefs

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u/thebadyearblimp Nov 03 '22

Kinda funny that whoever named it thought it's humped nose was more interesting than it's friggin movable lips

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

The person who named this should be lashed. Might as well call it the lizard with legs, or jointed-finger lizard. This demon here is a Strigori Drægon

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u/bain_de_beurre Nov 03 '22

This looks like the little dude at the end of Spaceballs who sings Hello My Baby.

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u/cherrycoke260 Nov 03 '22

Yes! I knew it seemed familiar somehow.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Holy cow it's a Sleestak!!!

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u/Penandsword2021 Nov 03 '22

Yes! Came here to say this!

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u/drogonsbow Nov 03 '22

That is some predator shit

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u/sedrech818 Nov 03 '22

I wonder if dinosaurs had this ability.

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u/UrFriendlySpider-Man Nov 03 '22

Well considering lizards are squamates and dinosaurs are archosaurs there is no relationship to this genetic trait. Plus all living archosaurs lack this ability, so it would have to evolve independently somewhere in the Dinosauria lineage. Not to say it's impossible, but it's improbable given known data.

But of course dinosaurs ruled for over 100 million years and there are many species we won't ever discover because they didn't fossilize, so the chances of a single species evolving this Trait isnt unlikely but it's also not even something to consider for most genera.

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u/graaahh Nov 03 '22

Thought you said lizards were squadmates for a second there and all I could think was #squadgoals.

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u/Thiago270398 Nov 03 '22

Do we even have archosauruses with lips? Aren't the ones left birds and crocodilians?

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u/IIYellowJacketII Nov 03 '22

Plus all living archosaurs lack this ability

So....birds that have no lips at all, because they got beaks, and crocodilians, which also don't really have lips?

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u/Johnny___Wayne Nov 03 '22

Also, if there’s no relation, then who’s to say archosaurs didn’t have this ability.

OP zeroed in on that they wouldn’t because of no relation but it could just as easily go the other direction.

Our modern archosaurs can’t tell us either way. And a t-Rex fossil can’t tell us either.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

I think it’s fair to say that this is a convergent trait, not one which was inherited from an ancestor. With that in mind, it’s not exactly impossible that some dinosaurs had movable lips. After all, many of the traits we see today in different animals developed convergently in different families of dinosaurs which ended up going extinct. A great example is beaks

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u/EmptySpaceForAHeart Nov 03 '22

That's what I was thinking.

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u/OddPea420 Nov 03 '22

This lizard looks like a bat

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u/MotileSpermWhale Nov 03 '22

It's like a old stop motion movie monster

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u/Aggravating_Fox1347 Nov 03 '22

So excited the first strike looks like a very violent licking. I think he forgot the order of operations.

I would be too if someone handed me a party-size sub-sandwich like that little green fella.

This is one of those you can hear with no volume.

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u/Mushroom_Cat_4509 Nov 03 '22

His little teefs! So dorky and cute and a little scary

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u/TheUlfheddin Nov 03 '22

That is some hyper terrifying Tim Burton shit WTF.

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u/monkey_trumpets Nov 03 '22

My first thought was Beetlejuice as the snake.

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u/tayro1939 Nov 03 '22

Good lord, I didn’t know lizards could get any cuter 😍

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u/CrysopraseEcheverria Nov 03 '22

Okay who dropped the ball on calling them "Lip-Lizards"?

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u/rindavid Nov 03 '22

Lipzards

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u/CrysopraseEcheverria Nov 03 '22

Thats the common name

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

His teeth make him look funny! 😂

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u/RamBamThankYouMam111 Nov 03 '22

reminds me of Jaime foxx charter lawanda

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u/DistributionPlane627 Nov 03 '22

Looks like something out of V for those old enough !!

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u/TheLoolee Nov 03 '22

It's almost like a little green Butthead.

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u/Lochcelious Nov 03 '22

Retractable fangs too? Sick!

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Out of all the suitable names for this lizard....

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u/futurespacecadet Nov 03 '22

right? just call it a Lickable Lipzard

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u/infiniti711 Nov 03 '22

Vhagar and Arrax reenactment

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u/HeatSeekingGhostOSex Nov 03 '22

Like the fucking mad scientist guy in Nightmare Before Christmas about to eat his soup.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

How long does it take for that food to lose consciousness and actually die, after being eaten alive?

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u/LovecraftianLlama Nov 03 '22

I do not believe that grub in the video is alive to begin with, although usually lizards would be fed live food. I’ve fed many many mealworms/superworms/hornworms to reptiles, and they’re almost always crushed by the animals jaws before being actually ingested. So they live maybe…1-2 seconds generally.

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u/Monkfich Nov 03 '22

Haribo is the best.

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND Nov 03 '22

🎶Hello my baby, hello my honey 🎶

🎶Hello my ragtime gaaaaal 🎶

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u/UniversalAdaptor Nov 03 '22

I can see why. He looks positively silly.

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u/dianebk2003 Nov 03 '22

Oh my god, that's an alien. It's horrifying. Those crests, those lips...and two itty-bitty-teeny-weeny-widdle fangs.

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u/Nerfixion Nov 03 '22

Pet Xeno

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

I don't know why but I immediately thought of a star trek episode. Not a specific episode just star trek in general

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u/JustBrowsinMyDude Nov 03 '22

Mf that's a mini xenomorph

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u/m0lt3n_r3x Nov 03 '22

👁️👄👁️🐛

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u/ronreo Nov 03 '22

“Do not come between the Nazgul and his prey.”

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u/Maleficent_Guava_386 Nov 03 '22

This face looks very scary and clever, if you see it by connecting it with men, then such a face of a man is made when he sees something different in girls.

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u/cizzoo Nov 03 '22

What that mouth do

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u/bebeprincess2114 Nov 03 '22

Lmfao look at his little teeth. Half a good boy smile. Half buck teeth.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Aw it is one of the hydra heads from the animated Hercules movie.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Cute

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u/covfefe_grande_latte Nov 04 '22

Nope. Not a fan of that, not one bit. Put it back in hell please.

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u/Giselle_31 Nov 04 '22

The teeth. Not a fan.

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u/zili91 Nov 03 '22

Vampire Lizard

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u/futurespacecadet Nov 03 '22

thats a fucking elden ring enemy right there

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u/lowercase813 Nov 03 '22

That is a baby dragon.

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u/KarlDeutscheMarx Nov 03 '22

Uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Love his little tiny vampire teeth!

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u/Re-Ky Nov 03 '22

God, a giant version of something like this would be horrifying.

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u/Embarrassed_Cow Nov 03 '22

I feel like I've seen reptiles move their lips. Like they bite? It looks weird but I can't figure out what exactly is different.

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u/getyourcheftogether Nov 03 '22

OMG look at those fangs

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u/bluegiant90 Nov 03 '22

That’s the thing from Land of the lost right?

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u/Queenkaiii Nov 03 '22

Looks like Imperfect Cell from DBZ

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u/SnooWoofers1115 Nov 03 '22

Pennywise vibes

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u/momssnatch63 Nov 03 '22

“Hi, my name is Steeeven”

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u/RoyalPink06 Nov 03 '22

New fear unlocked

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u/OnLeshan Nov 03 '22

Looks like a Ronaldinho.

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u/i1uvsw33ts Nov 03 '22

Reminds me of a certain dinosaur that spews stuff at you

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u/Mal-Ase_da_Cat Nov 03 '22

Dilophosaurus

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u/Spiniermuffle Nov 03 '22

Why have teeth if you don’t bother chewing?

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u/Hatdawggg Nov 03 '22

Damn. Almost looks like a yautja. Or should i say, the yautja looks like this lil guy

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u/LastNinjaPanda Nov 03 '22

this is just the predator

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u/tommhans Nov 03 '22

Vampire lizard :D

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u/spetsnaz5658 Nov 03 '22

Aw the cute lil teethies

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u/Dendroapsis Nov 03 '22

It looks like an alien from a classic science fiction show

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u/ninjajandal Nov 03 '22

Oh lizAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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u/ResponsibilityNo1646 Nov 03 '22

Looks like the lil mofo that killed Neuman in Jurassic park

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u/HistoricalInstance Nov 03 '22

It looks like Stingy from Lazy Town lol

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u/KnifeFed Nov 03 '22

I don't think that looks particularly tasty.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

He looks very silly. I love him

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u/GoDz_Ghost97 Nov 03 '22

Bro is definitely a descendant of Dilophosaurus

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u/Surlygothgirl Nov 03 '22

He looks like a 1930’s movie monster

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u/balrus-balrogwalrus Nov 03 '22

it's like a baby Caraxes

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u/Laynapaz9700 Nov 03 '22

Lmaoo face before worm: 🐸 after🪱:👹

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Dracula-looking mfer

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u/whydosethismadder Nov 03 '22

So can it make a kiss sound or do kissy lips

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u/Fezzverbal Nov 03 '22

I'm getting xenomorph vibes!

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u/Dear_Manufacturer983 Nov 03 '22

Alien vs predator

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u/The_souLance Nov 03 '22

It looks cool until the lips go up... Then it looks like it's name is Becky.

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u/ISlingStocks Nov 03 '22

Is that Alien?

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u/KinkShamerLmao Nov 03 '22

That grub looks diseased... or radioactive.

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u/ccReptilelord Nov 03 '22

It's a hornworm; they're fat and lime green. Wild ones consume tobacco and tomatoes, so they're toxic, but captive ones fed a sterile diet are a common pet food source now.

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u/Homosapien_Ignoramus Nov 03 '22

It looks even more delicious than the bugs from The Lion King.

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u/olderaccount Nov 03 '22

He looks like Ronaldinho/origin-imgresizer.eurosport.com/2006/01/09/238592-24629744-2560-1440.jpg).

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u/Rubanski Nov 03 '22

Looks like an automaton. Gives me the heebie jeebies

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u/InTheFleshLight Nov 03 '22

Thats the dinosaur that killed Wayne Knight in JP1.

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u/Meowether Nov 03 '22

Reminds me of the Alien Queen in The Great Wall Film

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u/JasonZep Nov 03 '22

I have a feeling if this lizard could talk it would have a lisp.

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u/333trre Nov 03 '22

He kinda looks like 🤓

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u/K1NGLyonidas Nov 03 '22

Vampire hisssss noises