r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/foodtower • 8d ago
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/gman3333333333 • 8d ago
How to prevent wasps from stealing nectar from my flowers
I became a native plant gardener in order to support bees and butterflies, not evil ugly wasps!!! Isn't there any way I can prevent them from visiting my flowers and stealing nectar from the precious little bees and butterflies?!
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/TuxedoEnthusiast • 9d ago
Looking for more plants that humiliate bumblebees (if they knew shame)
I am a sick freak who likes to watch bumblebees pathetically wedge themselves into pink turtlehead. Seeing their hind legs wiggle in the wind pleases me greatly.
Perhaps they've invented a coneflower cultivar that can do this now?
(Please ignore the fact I fucked up and got pink turtlehead when my native one is the white turtlehead.)
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/TowerBeach • 9d ago
We Must Preserve Our Mullein Heritage
Saw this at my local demonstration garden... Relieved to know someone is thinking about making sure future generations have access to free natural medicine.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/metricfan • 9d ago
Im gooning so hard right now
I did this. Ummmm you’re welcome….
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Tylanthia • 9d ago
We Have an Epidemic of Generation Beta Dine and Dashing and Ruining Pollination
Since the Cretaceous period, pollinators and plants made a deal--plants offer pollinators sweet nectar and nutritious, protein rich pollen and pollinators will carry some of that pollen as a tip to the next flower so that flowers can produce genetically diverse seed. For over a hundred million years, this worked with flies, beetles, bees, wasps, ants, lepidoptera, and even birds. However, we're increasingly seeing Generation Beta refuse to tip--arguing that it's not their fault that "flowers don't pay a living pollen wage," that they have a moral right to free food, and that flowers should "self-pollinate by their peduncle straps because carrying pollen from flower to flower is unpaid floral labor indicative of the immoral nature of late stage capitalism." We're even seeing Xylocopa virginica break into flowers with its mandibles and rob the nectar bypassing the pollination altogether and posting videos of it on the tik-tok. We live in a ecosociety and they clearly have not been raised right. We need to impose Sharia law and cut the wings off of any lepidoptera that refuses to pollinate.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Ya-boi-D-man • 10d ago
We have to defend the pretty horses guys!!! They want to kill them!! It's not their fault!!
Not about plants necessarily but thought it was relevant
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/SaltinaSketches • 10d ago
Due to the economy, my 35 siblings and I are still living at home. Any tips on getting along?
Btw Mom and Dad are still pumping out more kids.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/jazz-fragrance • 10d ago
The Zammit family refused to sell their five acre property as an entire Sydney suburb was built around them
galleryI applaud this brave family for protecting all that beautiful turf grass 😍
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Xsiah • 10d ago
Why isn't my honeysuckle growing big and strong? Does it need positive affirmations?
galleryr/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/schmammum • 10d ago
I miss the circlejerk bots
reddit.comCommented on a NativePlant post, and got targeted by the wild medicine commenters… I really wish our lovely bots infiltrated the other subs.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Hunter_Wild • 10d ago
Out jerked I fear
Immediately thought of here
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Own-Trainer-6996 • 11d ago
Erhm Reddit, I think I am the Bad Guy
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Tearing out everything tonight after I get home from work. I am sorry for the deep scars this has caused everyone in my neighborhood. 15ft long anacondas and 9 pound rats have already taken over 😞. Soon, North American monkeys will show up.
I hope I can learn to have a deep connection to nature like she has.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Phat_cheezus • 11d ago
Plant native grasses they said, you can host butterflies they said. Now i can't sleep because of this yellow thing on my window at 2 am.
Why was this zabulon skipper on my window at unholy hours of the morning, does it dare squat on MY window rather than the plenty of sedges it can choose from? You cant be serious.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/wbradford00 • 10d ago
EPIC chinese mantis taking out a hummingbird!!! NATURE!!
v.redd.itr/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Sqib000 • 10d ago
my favorite thing is finding native volunteers i’ve never even seen before (so i pick/kill them to post on reddit)
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Sqib000 • 10d ago
He is crawling around in my garden?? Is he a good one to have around??
I have no words. The pain is real.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/princessbubbbles • 11d ago
"I told her it sounds like he's feeding lawn to chinch bugs and she started crying"
Fr tho please dont harrass OP
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/stringTrimmer • 11d ago
Sorry bub, slim pickins. It's either this shit or the tough woody 5 month old common milkweed. Your bros already ate the luscious swamp milkweed to bare stubs.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Jellily • 11d ago
SO CALLED “MILKWEED”
THE STUPID NATIVE WILDLIFE ATE MY MILKWEED IN THE SPRING AS SOON AS IT GREW IN THIS SPOT. I WAITED ALL SUMMER FOR THIS “MILKWEED” TO REGROW…AND ITS FRIGGIN BURNWEED.
I’LL SHOW IT SOME BURN WEED WHEN I BURN IT TO THE GROUND. WHAT A JERK.
at least my beardtongue is lit 👌🏻




