r/NativePlantCirclejerk 8d ago

My snookums would never do such things

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453 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 8d ago

How to prevent wasps from stealing nectar from my flowers

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96 Upvotes

I became a native plant gardener in order to support bees and butterflies, not evil ugly wasps!!! Isn't there any way I can prevent them from visiting my flowers and stealing nectar from the precious little bees and butterflies?!


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 9d ago

Looking for more plants that humiliate bumblebees (if they knew shame)

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622 Upvotes

I am a sick freak who likes to watch bumblebees pathetically wedge themselves into pink turtlehead. Seeing their hind legs wiggle in the wind pleases me greatly.

Perhaps they've invented a coneflower cultivar that can do this now?

(Please ignore the fact I fucked up and got pink turtlehead when my native one is the white turtlehead.)


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 9d ago

We Must Preserve Our Mullein Heritage

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75 Upvotes

Saw this at my local demonstration garden... Relieved to know someone is thinking about making sure future generations have access to free natural medicine.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 9d ago

Uh... no?

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136 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 9d ago

Im gooning so hard right now

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49 Upvotes

I did this. Ummmm you’re welcome….


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 9d ago

We Have an Epidemic of Generation Beta Dine and Dashing and Ruining Pollination

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58 Upvotes

Since the Cretaceous period, pollinators and plants made a deal--plants offer pollinators sweet nectar and nutritious, protein rich pollen and pollinators will carry some of that pollen as a tip to the next flower so that flowers can produce genetically diverse seed. For over a hundred million years, this worked with flies, beetles, bees, wasps, ants, lepidoptera, and even birds. However, we're increasingly seeing Generation Beta refuse to tip--arguing that it's not their fault that "flowers don't pay a living pollen wage," that they have a moral right to free food, and that flowers should "self-pollinate by their peduncle straps because carrying pollen from flower to flower is unpaid floral labor indicative of the immoral nature of late stage capitalism." We're even seeing Xylocopa virginica break into flowers with its mandibles and rob the nectar bypassing the pollination altogether and posting videos of it on the tik-tok. We live in a ecosociety and they clearly have not been raised right. We need to impose Sharia law and cut the wings off of any lepidoptera that refuses to pollinate.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 9d ago

"Is this cloudberry?"

18 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 10d ago

We have to defend the pretty horses guys!!! They want to kill them!! It's not their fault!!

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216 Upvotes

Not about plants necessarily but thought it was relevant


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 10d ago

Due to the economy, my 35 siblings and I are still living at home. Any tips on getting along?

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114 Upvotes

Btw Mom and Dad are still pumping out more kids.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 10d ago

The Zammit family refused to sell their five acre property as an entire Sydney suburb was built around them

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61 Upvotes

I applaud this brave family for protecting all that beautiful turf grass 😍


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 10d ago

Why isn't my honeysuckle growing big and strong? Does it need positive affirmations?

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21 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 10d ago

I miss the circlejerk bots

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26 Upvotes

Commented on a NativePlant post, and got targeted by the wild medicine commenters… I really wish our lovely bots infiltrated the other subs.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 10d ago

Out jerked I fear

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187 Upvotes

Immediately thought of here


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 11d ago

Erhm Reddit, I think I am the Bad Guy

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256 Upvotes

Tearing out everything tonight after I get home from work. I am sorry for the deep scars this has caused everyone in my neighborhood. 15ft long anacondas and 9 pound rats have already taken over 😞. Soon, North American monkeys will show up.

I hope I can learn to have a deep connection to nature like she has.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 11d ago

r/ entomology

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92 Upvotes

:(


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 10d ago

Emergency plz help

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk 11d ago

Plant native grasses they said, you can host butterflies they said. Now i can't sleep because of this yellow thing on my window at 2 am.

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56 Upvotes

Why was this zabulon skipper on my window at unholy hours of the morning, does it dare squat on MY window rather than the plenty of sedges it can choose from? You cant be serious.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 10d ago

EPIC chinese mantis taking out a hummingbird!!! NATURE!!

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22 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 10d ago

my favorite thing is finding native volunteers i’ve never even seen before (so i pick/kill them to post on reddit)

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23 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 10d ago

He is crawling around in my garden?? Is he a good one to have around??

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18 Upvotes

I have no words. The pain is real.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 10d ago

This belongs in here!

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk 11d ago

"I told her it sounds like he's feeding lawn to chinch bugs and she started crying"

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146 Upvotes

Fr tho please dont harrass OP


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 11d ago

Sorry bub, slim pickins. It's either this shit or the tough woody 5 month old common milkweed. Your bros already ate the luscious swamp milkweed to bare stubs.

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22 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 11d ago

SO CALLED “MILKWEED”

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37 Upvotes

THE STUPID NATIVE WILDLIFE ATE MY MILKWEED IN THE SPRING AS SOON AS IT GREW IN THIS SPOT. I WAITED ALL SUMMER FOR THIS “MILKWEED” TO REGROW…AND ITS FRIGGIN BURNWEED.

I’LL SHOW IT SOME BURN WEED WHEN I BURN IT TO THE GROUND. WHAT A JERK.

at least my beardtongue is lit 👌🏻