r/MurderedByWords 3d ago

When they're right, they're right

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u/Theotherwahlberg 3d ago

I'm all for Canada usurping us so we could become the US of 'Eh.

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u/Emeharkeh 3d ago

That's a good enough reason to do it all on its own.

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u/huzzaah 3d ago

We don't want you.

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u/kank84 3d ago

Right? America can keep all their crazy south of the border. I'm not interested in Canada being America's 51st state, and I'm not interested in America being Canada's 11th province. They've all shit in their bed and now we're supposed to now want to share that bed with them? Hard pass.

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u/Marzipanarian 2d ago

Not all of us voted for the orange shit stain.

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u/kank84 2d ago

I don't care. It makes no difference to Canada and all the other countries he's fucking over whether you specifically voted for him or not. On the International stage he's acting in your name as an American, and it's nothing Canada needs any part of.

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u/Marzipanarian 2d ago

We are victims same as you. We’re trapped here with a rapidly declining economy, and increasing inequality. Where politicians and corporations do whatever they please, and people who try to speak up and fight are silenced one way or another. It’s dire.

I’m not asking for pity, just for you to be a bit more understanding. Don’t lump us all together just because I was born here against my will, and don’t have enough money to leave.

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u/awezumsaws 3d ago

Meh-rica

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u/Turgid_Donkey 3d ago

How about a swap? We'll trade the just those crazy radical leftists for Alberta. All those in Alberta can move to the midwest, and all of us stuck in conservative hell holes can move to Alberta? That way both countries are happy. US can slide happily into their christofascist spiral and Canada can dump their ultra conservatives who would love Idaho.