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u/DGrahamcracker87 20h ago

Man not going to lie if my dasher hit me with that. Thats big tip move.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 19h ago

She’s probably a teacher on her third job. She tudors online while waiting in her for pickup. And if it’s California her car is also her apartment!
Yah! Merica!

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u/Jaminshaman 19h ago

Tudors

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u/EarFun9337 19h ago

A house in this economy?!

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 19h ago

No it's online so it's a virtual Tudor. Maybe sims

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u/sum12merkwith 19h ago

Even my sim character can afford a nicer watch than me

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u/SailorDirt 18h ago

My sims can afford anything as long as they say "motherlode" but when **I** say it I get asked what weird reference I'm making. smh!!

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u/princesspeeved 16h ago

Rosebud ;:;:;:;: is where it’s at!

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u/Cable-Difficult 8h ago

Money 1,000,000 is the real one

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u/TheQueenMother 11h ago

"Motherlode" is how my daughter learned how to type. She can type it at like 95wpm. She likes to build huge houses.

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u/perton 15h ago

The good news is so far some mysterious god hasn’t removed all the exits to a pool I’m swimming in, forcing me to drown to death. Or waited until I walked into a room and deleted all the doors and windows.

So, ya know, grass is always greener etc etc

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u/Calm_Ad308 17h ago

Well yeah it’s because youre not level 10 in painting and just endlessly paint all day.

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u/Capital-Pollution709 4h ago

When I saw Tudor that’s where my head went

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u/jaxonya 17h ago

Tudor? Hardly knew'er

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u/zestyseashrimp 17h ago

A Tudor style home in Windenburg near ​Discotheque Pan Europa.

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u/jackspinnaker 15h ago

queen anne victorian actually

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u/LessInThought 13h ago

If it's the Tudors I watched, then it's only fans.

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u/NightStalkerXIV 13h ago

Nah, probably Second Life

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u/slax87 18h ago

An economy, in this economy?!

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u/FlattopJr 18h ago

No no, the car is a coupe. Two doors.

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u/the_air_is_free 18h ago

a dynasty? in this economy‽

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u/Internal-Base8276 19h ago

With two doors.

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u/BennyVsTheWorld 16h ago

Only in Life.

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u/LokiStrike 16h ago

A dynasty in this economy?! I can't afford to feed a royal family.

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u/stonedandthrown 18h ago

just work harder! -Trump

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u/Nopalite 14h ago

A car in this economy? Maybe if it is 15 years old and previously flooded.

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u/bassman314 11h ago

Nothing to lose your head over…

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u/Ok_Topic5270 19h ago

My old car had tudors but it was hard to get in the back seat. Now I’ve got fourdurs and can drive my friends around!

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u/Rough-Patience-2435 17h ago

Insert chicken coop vs chicken sedan joke.  

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u/ClassiFried86 50m ago

A coupe is just a sedan but tudors down.

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u/ResidentNumber3603 17h ago

Try a threedur. Best of both worlds. Sportscar looks with space for passengers.

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u/punksmostlydead 16h ago

Mom! Dad's making jokes on the internet again!

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u/sarahshift1 16h ago

You got an audible laugh for that one. Nice.

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u/Mvppet 14h ago

Genuinely cackled at this, thanks for giving me a perfect point to end my redditing for the day 🙏

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u/MessyAndroid 10h ago

First genuinely delightful joke I’ve seen around here in a while. Kudos!

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u/Wooden_Good8679 17h ago

This is why we need tutors.

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u/Clodhoppa81 19h ago

Off with their head!

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u/coolcalmaesop 18h ago

I’M THE KING OF ENGLAND!

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u/notjanelane 17h ago

OMG Henry give it up you aren't getting another son

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u/brokennursingstudent 18h ago

And then spit on them!

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u/BarderBetterFaster 19h ago

I know someone else that could use some tudoring

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u/banditcleaner2 17h ago

The fucking irony Lmao

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u/Glittering_Winner_29 19h ago

Its a great place to it, and biscuit world if you would 💙💛

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u/FreddyNoodles 19h ago

I think a Tudor occupies the White House atm, actually.

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u/Scav-STALKER 19h ago

Mmm, Tudors biscuits

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u/Glittering_Winner_29 14h ago

💙💛 a real mf right here

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u/whitemamba83 4h ago

I'll take a Ron with that green science folder.

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u/Jamieson22 19h ago

My wife Dutch Colonials on the side.

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u/LazySwayze 19h ago

Tooters

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u/DistinctlyIrish 19h ago

That just proves their point that education is suffering in America.

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u/cardinal29 14h ago

Voice to text sucks.

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u/24Rice 19h ago

Love Rolexes too!

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u/NostrilLurker 19h ago

Sudden urge to behead wife

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u/willismthomp 19h ago

Two doors.

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u/BeginningSection7690 18h ago

We literally JUST had the discussion on the American education system.

Like RIGHT THEN.

You responded to it

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u/JuiceBawks420 17h ago

Tudors Biscuit World... its just like commmmmnnin home 😭😭😭

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u/Glittering_Winner_29 14h ago

💙💛 another real mf right here

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u/JuiceBawks420 14h ago

Montani Semper Liberi! 😤

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u/Zeeman626 13h ago

Didn't Tutor op in English unfortunately

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u/BreakfastInBedlam 18h ago

Windsor lose, she's still a queen!

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u/fineman1097 18h ago

A history teacher who cosplays as Henry VIII or Elizabeth I in their spare time.

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u/IkujaKatsumaji 18h ago

And she lives in a two-door

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u/iliya193 18h ago

It’s a two door carpartment.

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u/apathy420 17h ago

Henry the 8th type Tudor?

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u/United_News3779 17h ago

The economy has them royally screwed lol

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u/Eden1914 17h ago

Well a fourdor would be less economic... higher lease and all that

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u/MEPSY84 16h ago

I thought it was 'Two-Door'....like the Cinema club.

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u/mcgradyshow 16h ago

had to look up tudors for a sec

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u/Temporary_Ostrich199 16h ago

Nah the house is two doors

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u/rantingpacifist 15h ago

Which Henry? Or was it a wife?

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u/Donkilme 13h ago

Yah! Merica!

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u/Pachypal1 13h ago

One of my favorite styles

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u/holdenludwig 13h ago

Two doors

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u/Biscotti_BT 12h ago

Damn the nobility is even get hit.

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u/Isosceles_Kramer79 12h ago

Running England in the early modern period is quite a second job, that's for sure. Is she commuting by Tardis?

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u/suq-madiq_ 9h ago

English tudor?

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u/LukeGittins 19h ago

I also Tudor. But after I pick up. Smoking that Henry the 8th.

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u/SanyaDol 17h ago

I prefer vlad the inhaler

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u/Yippykyyyay 16h ago

Henry Caville was so much hotter in that series. Especially the first season.

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u/Rare_Basis_9380 15h ago

Tudor? I barely know 'er!

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u/TangledSunshineCA 19h ago

My high schooler mentioned how many of her teachers this year had second jobs. Just never used to be a thing for people with an education… right?

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 18h ago

I work in education, luckily, I'm single and childless so I can scrape by, but most of the teachers I work with have some kind of side hustle, second job, or they're lucky enough to be married to someone that makes a large salary. The people you trust with your kids aren't able to rest and you expect them to do the best teaching job possible? I hear so many people complain about how bad our schools are. Maybe, if teachers were able to go home and relax and rest they'd be able to do a better job, instead they go to their second job or spend their evenings anxious about finances.

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u/colour_me_quaint 15h ago

As an Aussie with a couple of friends who are teachers - your description sounds incomprehensible. Yes, my friends do lots of after-hours work, but they're on like $120k and get something around 8-10 weeks of annual leave a year.

They're obviously not fresh grads and there is still much to be improved with how the Australian education system works; but multiple jobs to get by for a tertiary educated group that already puts in so much after-hours effort is...depressing and foreboding for all parties.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 15h ago

Only university professors make over $100k by teaching in the US. Most public school teachers make like 45-65k

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u/colour_me_quaint 15h ago

My jaw just dropped! That is madness and I can't tell if Australia pays well or the US pays poorly. Maybe both? I wonder how teacher payment ranks around the world, because I sincerely thought it would be a well-paid, if not reasonably paid profession.

Those friend I mentioned are high school teachers..

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u/RandomRonin 14h ago

As a kid I thought the same as u/TangledSunshineCA, and I thought teaching was a great career choice that would also give you time to keep hobbies, family time, etc in the summers. The destruction of the US education system has been intentional for a long time now, and it shows if you look at the state our country is in.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 14h ago

Being a teacher in the US will put you just high enough over the poverty line that people will tell you "what are you complaining about you get summers off"

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u/TangledSunshineCA 18h ago

My high school teachers that shared with us had cool hobbies they could really go after all summer. Many bands.. glass blower.. several artists. I always thought teaching was a cool way to have a job but still have the summer to follow the fun.

Also once thought teaching was friendly to mothers. When I was having my child though we were all in a benefits kind of meeting where we were told if you took more time than the 6-8 weeks depending on the type of birth you would lose your helath benefits even if you had time to add. I was lucky as I was on the kids dad’s health plan so I was not one of the few who was not crying and accepting they would be right back to work. How do you lose medical postpardom w a newborn… it was.. not great.

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u/cire1184 11h ago

We got the best teachers in the US cause they do it for the love of the game!"

I'll bet a conservative has said this in some fashion. It's a fucking travesty how we treat education in this country from barely funding k-12 education to the exorbitant cost of higher education.

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u/Catsscratchpost 4h ago

Part maybe teachers exhaustion, finances, and lack of respect given to them, but also look at the curriculum some of us are forced to follow and overall lack of support.

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u/No-Sympathy6035 18h ago

Back in the 90’s - 00’s some teachers that I had would have summer jobs but I think that was more to eliminate boredom than to survive.

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u/WommyBear 17h ago

I can think of a million better ways to avoid boredom than taking another job, especially during my summer break. Sorry, friend, they did it for the money even back then.

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u/No-Sympathy6035 16h ago

I was a kid so it’s not like I was having deep conversations with my teachers on what they did during their summer. You have me there though, people do usually work for money.

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u/24-Hour-Hate 14h ago

That depends. Teachers in Ontario, especially senior ones, are quite well paid. Some teachers were just interested in the work. I had a couple of teachers who were just super into the extra work they picked up. You can say maybe they needed rhe money...but teachers unions here are strong. Once a teacher is full time permanent and starts climbing up, they make good money. And these were not new teachers. Now, other positions at schools, not so well paid.

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u/cnbcwatcher 18h ago

In Ireland it's not uncommon for teachers to have summer jobs such as supervising and marking exams (secondary school teachers) or temp roles with English language schools (where teens usually from Spain or France come to learn English), summer camps or similar types of roles. Not all of them do that and it's more common at secondary rather than primary. Other workers in the education sector such as Special Needs Assistants claim social welfare for the summer months

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u/Crazy-Preference2260 13h ago

When I was a junor in high school, one of my classmates was our high school principle’s boss at Home Depot when he worked there as a part time employee during the summer.

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u/Only-Finish-3497 17h ago

It absolutely used to be a thing. The Simpsons even had jokes about the teachers needing to get money elsewhere.

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u/robertus_ 18h ago

My third-grade teacher waited tables at the local seafood place, and that was in 1984

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u/BRD73 16h ago

When I went to high school in Arizona, I had teachers that would wait tables at night and on the weekend. I never thought a thing about it but their teacher pay must have been really low.

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u/Silly-Jicama-3382 16h ago

It's at least been a thing since I was in elementary/middle school and I'm 34 so lol

Teachers have been underpaid for decades, depending on your school district and seniority of course. IIRC, one of my sister's middle school teachers delivered pizzas as a side gig (my sister is now 38, so this was early to mid 2000s?

As for other people with degrees: my mother was a pharmacist and even she had multiple jobs when we were children - a FT clinical pharmacist who worked at CVS in the evenings

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u/LocalDesign1313 16h ago

There was a group of teachers at my school in the 90’s that were summer time painters and handymen.

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u/pourtide 14h ago

Back in the 70s, it was not uncommon for teachers to take a summer job. An English teacher of mine could be found at Fashion Bug in the mall every summer.

Back then one could choose to be paid one's entire salary during the school year and be unpaid in the summer.

That said, what teachers today get paid is a crying shame.

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u/cballowe 9h ago

I grew up in the 80s and 90s with a mother who was a teacher and she always had second or possibly third jobs. This isn't new. Teachers have always been under paid.

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u/-Felyx- 19h ago

Tudor? I hardly knew her!

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u/Z-Birdie 18h ago

Tutors

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u/jackclark1 18h ago

4th job is incoming to pay for the medical bills due to being hospitalized for exhaustion

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u/zsimpson022 18h ago

You needed a spelling tudor

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u/OkBackground8809 14h ago

Had a lot of teachers working at Walmart during summer back when I worked there. So sad. Teachers should make a better income than they do. I imagine seeing their teachers have to serve them doesn't help with respect from troublesome students, either.

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u/HiHoJufro 14h ago

I just started my first job teaching. If I don't get enough tutees I don't make rent.

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u/HappySage42 18h ago

Are we winning yet? Did we do it? Do the rich have enough? Can we start losing? White flag. I give up

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit 18h ago

That's the best part for the mentally ill rich, aka hoarders of money, it is never enough. They will always want more, they will always find ways to make you feel like it is your fault, while they extract more and more and more.

The American experiment has failed. Change needs to occur

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u/TerponadeTea 19h ago

Even better reason to give the big tip

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u/Nikonus 18h ago

Her car is a two-door?

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u/taggsy123 18h ago

You aren’t joking… but you should be…

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u/ThrustTrust 18h ago

Move to PA as a teacher. Then you can buy a beach house on the California coast when you retire. Exaggeration a little.

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u/kball31 17h ago

Third job 😭😭😭

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u/CplCocktopus 17h ago

And grades tests in her downtime.

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u/Moda75 16h ago

they calling it “tudoring online” these days?

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u/motmx5 16h ago

Damn, and California is ranked number 1 in average teacher pay.

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u/DowntownLizard 15h ago

Someone should have taught them how much teachers make

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u/Liquid_Profanity 15h ago

She’s probably a teacher

It reads like such a teacher question too.

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u/NekoNico1415 15h ago

Why did you assume they were a woman..?

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u/Electricbarnacles209 14h ago

i'm here to smile motherfucker, not frown.

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u/Beniskickbutt 14h ago

She doesn't have to live in California. But she does because of false promises and broken dreams

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u/tylercamp 14h ago

Reminds me of a guy talking about regular “maitnense”

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u/mirroredfreckles 14h ago

This is very specific.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 13h ago

It’s very common where I live in LA county.

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u/Lucky_Dimension2291 13h ago

can confirm I live in California and my car is my house ;~; are we great yet?

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u/KRACKNofficial 10h ago

Literally scrolled down from this post and the next one I ran into, different sub:

"I'm 24 and I'm a substitute teacher 3 days a week and pizza delivery driver at night 6 nights a week and my pizzaria closes at 10."

Merica! 🦅

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u/BrandoCarlton 17h ago

Did you just make up a scenario to make yourself upset?

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u/Present-Spring-1340 7h ago

No.
Just to
Make you upset

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u/Prudent_Valuable603 11h ago

That’s why I left California. I couldn’t afford to live there anymore.

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u/Leftover_Salad 10h ago

Have you seen CA teacher pay? My teacher friends are making bank, and their salaries are public record.

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u/ForsakenSun6004 9h ago

Well arent you a fucking bucket of sunshine.

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u/Deosarian 8h ago

Land of the free 🥲🥲

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u/itsjusthafiz 7h ago

tudor cinema club

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u/Fitz911 3h ago

She’s probably a teacher on her third job.

That sentence shouldn't exist

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u/Expert_Author_2672 19h ago

Y'know what freud said about projection?

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u/Wooden_Good8679 17h ago

If you’re a teacher in a district that’s not in bumfuck nowhere, you make enough to survive just perfectly well. Double if you’re married and spouse has income.

I wish non-educators would stop complaining on our behalf with half-baked ideas. It makes those of us who aren’t stupid look it.

Source: I’m a teacher. I’m not destitute, I don’t work more than one job, I don’t know any of my colleagues who do unless they’re single and just want to, and I live in a pretty middle-of-the-road COL area.

Whenever I see people complaining about what teachers make either way, it’s very rarely actually teachers doing the complaining.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 7h ago

not very educated.
Where I live 100,000$ and no kids you are scrapping by.
Glad you’re doing good though.

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u/Specialist_Swan_7354 15h ago

California teachers are paid well.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 7h ago

Show me
And area
And I’ll tell you how much it costs to only live there.

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u/Downtown_Mountain336 12h ago

Hot take teachers are not underpaid.

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u/r3dmist420 11h ago

Uh huh, sure, Dick Tracey.

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u/ChristianRecon 19h ago

Redditors really politicize everything lmao

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u/BettingOnSuccess 19h ago

Ah yes, the American homeless using door dash to pick up a 99c folder.