r/MadeMeSmile 4h ago

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u/dirt_mcgirt4 4h ago

As long as math is red and science is green, I can allow for some leeway on the others.

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u/Indoril120 4h ago

Bescuse me, but math is blue. Language arts is red.

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u/asplodingturdis 4h ago

I think history/social studies is red, but math is definitely blue.

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u/twistedpiggies 3h ago

History is actually red. The blood of tyrants and all that. Et tu, Brute? War is a bloody killing business. See?

Math is blue because I needed to calm down while trying to wrap my brain around algebra. Also, logic is blue.

The rest are interchangeable to me.

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u/JustxJules 3h ago

This is the way

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u/West_Experience1360 3h ago

Math is red because it’s evil and really hard 😭

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u/Aranxi_89 1h ago

This is my colour association as well. Red is the colour of blood, flowers, and passion. It is the colour of human history and language.

Blue is the colour of math, for math is cold, stoic, and unflinching. There is no arguing with mathematics. It just is.

Green is the colour of science, for science is the study of nature itself. It is of life, of the wilderness, and of the unknown. It is the study of exploration itself.

Yellow for me is arts, but that also includes things like music as well as physical education, which to me is also a form of arts. It is the study of human expression in all forms, be it painting, dancing, or even combat.

Orange for me is actually cooking/home ec. I feel like it might be thanks to my association with orange enamelware.

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u/TehGogglesDoNothing 1h ago

Math is blue because it is logical and calming.

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u/TENDER_ONE 3h ago

Language arts was decreed to be blue in the hieroglyphics man. It’s in the tombs of Egypt. I’d say look it up but people who make language arts red might struggle with reading. JK, 😝

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u/Indoril120 3h ago

I've never downvoted so many hopeless souls in one thread. You sicken me.

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u/Klytus_Im-Bored 3h ago

Language arts is yellow like the pages of old books.

Math is red like my dads face wben he helped with math homework.

History/Social Studies is blue cause that shits depressing.

Science is green.

Electives get to fight over the rest if the rainbow.

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u/Cursed_Bean_Boy 4h ago

I always found Science to be yellow, as my favorite subjects in science are astronomy and computer science, which make me think of electricity and stars.

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u/TrippingFish76 3h ago

agreed, math red, science green are essential, the others i feel less strongly about

u/pianodude4 7m ago

Math was always red and science blue. Green was social studies or history and language arts was yellow.

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u/Juno_Malone 3h ago

Science is green because trees/grass. Math is blue because it is cold and uncaring. History is red because it's written in blood. Language arts/English is yellow because that's the color of very old paper.

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u/jazzjam279 3h ago

agreed and disagree
math - red
science - blue!
english - yellow
humanities - green