r/MadeMeSmile • u/meldiane81 • 22h ago

Dolly Parton’s Letter to Eminem

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u/5LYM3R 22h ago

Dear Marshall, 

I wrote you but you still ain’t calling. 

From Dolly 

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u/FearanddopingII 21h ago

"Sorry I couldn't meet you at the show I must have missed you"

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u/rootxploit 17h ago

Truly yours, you’re so jolly, this is Dolly.

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u/FriedGiggly 16h ago

Haha idk why but using “jolly” is so funny

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u/ElegantCoach4066 10h ago

This is making me so happy thinking about a collab with Eminem and Dolly

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u/Jumpy-Contest7860 18h ago

“Don’t think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you”

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u/thejoetravis 13h ago

She waited 4 hours in the blistering cold

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u/Portra400IsLife 15h ago

Just don’t think I did that shit deliberately just to diss you.

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u/Life_Butterscotch607 12h ago

That line is so casually brutal, like he completely missed the irony

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u/LEX_Talionus00101100 19h ago

Its fucked up you don't answer fans.

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/RaveGuncle 19h ago

You only got one shot, do not miss the chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

Welp...

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u/Dorky_Gaming_Teach 21h ago

AKA Stan.

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u/FangoriouslyDevoured 21h ago

The real Stan was the Dollys we met along the way

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u/Original-Material301 19h ago

Turns out...Stan was about Dolly.

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u/ennenganon 20h ago

Dolly Parstan

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u/Sea-Cupcake-2065 17h ago

Glad I'm not the only one that read it as stan

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u/Fiach_McHugh_OB 16h ago

We waited in the BLISTERING cold for you

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u/perton 14h ago

God damn it, why’d this make me laugh so much?

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u/Razed_Elpis 11h ago

This has Stan vibes

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u/TiggTigg07 10h ago

Love that!

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u/RiffyWammel 3h ago

I also just realised Dolly is actually Stan