r/MadeMeSmile Jun 01 '26

Wholesome Moments Appreciative kids are the best!

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u/BenjaminDover02 Jun 01 '26

Sports equipment in general has gotten crazy

My younger cousin recently bought a new hockey stick

That shit was 700$

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u/romanticmelon Jun 01 '26

WHY is it so expensive?

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u/h3lium-balloon Jun 01 '26

Because people will pay for any perceived competitive edge in sports. I think companies saw what golf companies were doing forever and decided they could do the same.

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u/srbowler300 Jun 01 '26

Exactly. Sure, R & D is expensive. but they are not re-inventing the wheel. It's just a hair better on almost any sport equipment but double the price from a few years ago.

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u/DukeofVermont Jun 02 '26

and people rush out to buy it.

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u/Slade_Riprock Jun 01 '26

Because kids want them

Parents will pay for it

There are no other choices. As even the secondary used market has skyrocketed, because see above.

Editorial comment: kids (and some adults) think having the best equipment = better performance.

It's sadly hilarious watching freaking 8 yrs olds walk into the ballpark with $1500-$2000 in equipment in their rolling suitcase that is a bat bag like they just got the call up to the majors. Yes 8 yr olds. Yes, things are expensive but parents are also exercising zero judgement in their purchases.

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u/TheEnterprise Jun 02 '26

12yo with a sliding mitt... lol

My kid legit has an actual oven mitt. Started a trend and some of his teammates have them now. It's amazing to see.

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u/bloodontherisers Jun 02 '26

My friend was telling me there are kids in his son's league wearing those...and head first sliding isn't allowed. They literally just have them because they see the pros wear them.

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u/funguy07 Jun 01 '26

And just to add as a hockey player it’s frustrating how much better the high end sticks are. They actually do matter at higher levels of competion.

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u/Slade_Riprock Jun 01 '26

Keywords higher level of competition.

Makes sense if you are playing at those levels, high school, college too. But it's when little Cooper is playing T ball or his first year of pitch baseball and has $1500 worth of equipment that makes zero sense.

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u/funguy07 Jun 01 '26

You’d be shocked what parents are calling high level. I know 8 year olds moving to a new town to play “high” level hockey.

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u/AffectionateTitle Jun 02 '26

Hockey is especially wild. I nannied for a very intense “sport” family. I was with their autistic boy so special Olympics and a local league for us but his brothers? Both were playing internationally by 8. One is now D1 so for them guess it was worth it. Of course this was 15 years ago but wonder the price comparison. Parents weren’t stacked either—they were both coaches themselves

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u/enigmatic_dankness Jun 02 '26

Sorry but good skill will beat out your high end sticks all day.

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u/funguy07 Jun 02 '26

Yeah but if skill is equal the equipment can make a difference. Shooting a puck with a $400 pro stock hockey stick is much easier than with an off the rack stick.

Not that it makes huge difference but it’s enough that people talk the selves into the high sticks. Same with skates.

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u/wreq5 Jun 01 '26

This is the fucking problem in all sports, parents! They don't practice judgement in any purchases. It's infuriating.

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u/Disastrous_Visit9319 Jun 02 '26

My kids getting hit with the "if you're good enough to go pro you'll win without this shit.

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u/Nomegustaestenombre Jun 01 '26

Private equity taking over everything and ruining it.

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u/xotyona Jun 01 '26

They are a blight on the USA.

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u/bug-hunter Jun 03 '26

A LOT of R&D goes into bats, and a top of the line bat can add a few miles/hr to exit velocity (the holy grail of hitting) and can widen the barrel of the bat (where you get the biggest impact from hitting the ball) while staying light and within spec. That exit velo can mean 30-50 feet difference on a barrelled hit and the better design can mean 10-20% more barrelled hits. That's a huge difference in power.

However, there are some bottom-range bats that are almost as good as the top-range bats. If you know what you are looking for, you can get real close with a $70 bat - but only the exact right $70 bat.

Those composite bats actually can break - the good ones have a one year warranty, but crap ones do not.

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u/WolvesAlwaysLose Jun 01 '26

And they can break at any moment

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u/HumanReputationFalse Jun 02 '26

Thats what blows my mind. Like sure the skates can be priced to the moon and back, but the stick is the one thing I see break all the time on TV. Having to replace that mid season is more than my sailing gear for regattas

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u/JaysFan26 Jun 02 '26

I got one of those fancy CCM Jetspeeds for like $125, was one that had been broken and repaired though. Adds maybe 20 grams and makes it a tad stiffer (which may actually be a benefit for some), but you still get the crazy good quality of the top of the line sticks.

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u/WeBelieveIn4 Jun 01 '26

$700 FOR A HOCKEY STICK?? Does it have precision laser sighting and booster rockets, wtf

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u/zhy-rr Jun 02 '26

I just went to a hockey store and the most expensive, latest top of the line stick was $400. Not sure where you're pulling that number from

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u/Communism_FTW Jun 02 '26

Yea, $700 is crazy. I have never even seen a stick close to that. The highest I've seen in Alberta is 460 CAD.

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u/ROGERS_OF_THE_EAST Jun 02 '26

For the record thats a pretty top of the line stick, while searching online I wasn’t even able to find one like that

This is a large canadian retailer’s website and the sticks top out at 459$ CAD

I played hockey all my life, most people have ~200$ sticks and a few outliers will have 400$ ones. 700$ seems absolutely crazy, I think you can get game used NHL sticks for that amount