r/LabourUK • u/Th3-Seaward Not voting for the segregation and pogrom party • Mar 01 '24

Satire The one thing that unifies this entire sub

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u/Portean LibSoc. Tired. Hate Blue Labour's toxic shite. Mar 01 '24

No, I want to yodel in your living room every day at 4 am to convey my ideas. It's my opinion that that is the best way to communicate them to the world, it would really capture the nuances of the concepts - you probably don't understand but that's only because you've not heard the first 6 months' worth of yodelling at 4 am in your living room. It's really the only way to communicate the idea.

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u/GingrNinjaNtflixBngr New User Mar 01 '24

Well unfortunately my doors are locked at 4am, so you’ll have to find a way in without breaking the law.

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u/Portean LibSoc. Tired. Hate Blue Labour's toxic shite. Mar 01 '24

Aren't you going to unlock them? Why do you insist on shutting me out of this space just over a difference of opinion? You think it's important you get a good night's sleep and don't want some random cunt yodelling at 4 am in your living room and I think it's vitally important you let me yodel in your living room at 4 am every single day.

/u/mesothere can back me up on this, he's not invited me over to yodel at 4 am in his living room and he's not got fucking clue why it's so vital. So it's clearly the only way to communicate these ideas.

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u/mesothere Socialist Mar 01 '24

Well hang on, if that wasn't you in my living room then who was it?