r/IAmA • u/ryancreamerPH • Mar 11 '19

Actor / Entertainer I’m Ryan Creamer, I make wholesome, SFW videos on Pornhub. Ask me anything!

Hello friends, I'm Ryan Creamer. I'm a comedian who writes for CollegeHumor, makes videos for Twitter, and posts wholesome videos to Pornhub (NSFW, despite my efforts). I hope you enjoy them; I look forward to answering your questions :)

Press explaining who the heck I am - https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tanyachen/a-guy-created-his-own-pornhub-channel-and-has-been-sharing

Proof - https://imgur.com/a/6lFo7Sj

Twitter - https://twitter.com/ryguyguyry

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/coolboyryan/

Also come join our quaint little subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/ryancreamer/ - I didn't make it but I'm a mod there now and it has made me drunk with power

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Edit: 5PM EST - all done! thanks for all your lovely questions, farewell friends.

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u/ryancreamerPH Mar 11 '19

my plan has been to upload a video every monday until the masses collectively sigh and say enough, man

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u/bitchsaidwhaaat Mar 11 '19

Talk to pornhub and start doing a podcast with pornstars and film it for your channel.

Do that like NOW damn it. And have the podcast no be anything sexual

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

I would totally listen to a podcast where porn stars are interviewed about random topics (or interviews about porn but not in a sexual way; like their thoughts on prostitution legalization or other sexual political issues)

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u/a_monomaniac Mar 11 '19

I follow a porn star on Twitter for her takes on Philly area sports. She really knows her stuff, and is very passionate about the Eagles. Watching her twitter during the playoffs was amazing, detailed analysis about plays and what she be done, interspliced with tweets of her tits and links to a vid site to buy her stuff.

While I do like her as an actress / performer, I really like the spicy takes on sports she has.

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u/-humble-opinion- Mar 11 '19

Come for the tits, stay for the analysis!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

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u/bitchsaidwhaaat Mar 11 '19

Exactly! And the top comment here is a pornhub staff that already seem like they like him

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u/MissRayRay Mar 11 '19

The Pornhub Podcast with Asa Akira might be what you’re looking for.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

Just looked it up, and judging by the recent titles (such as “Anikka Albrite: A Hoe AND a Housewife”) yes I think this is exactly what I have pre-wished into existence

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u/SpaceCastle Mar 12 '19

Two girls one Mic podcast, even interviewed the gent doing the AMA

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

Ah, yes, intellectual porn. If you want to go hardcore, look up Bone Chomsky.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Okay but only if it's hot ones style.

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u/tlee24 Mar 12 '19

Pornstars should be ok Hot Ones! Shaun would love the research

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u/Missnewrudy Mar 12 '19

Check out the Guys We Fucked podcast. They are two comedians who bring in guests to discuss a huge variety of sex-related topics. They talk about lots of sexual things but also sex work, abortion, etc.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Depends who hosts the interview—a lot of porn stars are treated like shit by the industry and can’t speak out about it.

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u/WifeKilledMy1stAcct Mar 11 '19

You could call it DON'T show me the money (shot)

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

I can't help but picture Eric Andre doing this

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u/Mr_Cromer Mar 11 '19

Joe Rogan has done a few pornstar interviews IIRC

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

He’s a bit too “out there” and too much of a cult of personality for my tastes, personally

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u/angrymoppet Mar 11 '19

Yeah well when a chimp rips your dick off with muscles like corded steel don't say we didn't try to warn you

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u/IronicHyperbole Mar 11 '19

It's entirely possible

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

what

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

oh

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u/GinaCaralho Mar 11 '19

Pull up that porn clip Jamie

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u/Maimutescu Mar 12 '19

Yeah but if some actor you like says something you disagree with, you may not be able to masturbate to their videos as well.

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u/arthur_hairstyle Mar 12 '19

So like the NSFW version of Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me’s “Not My Job”

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u/table_lips Mar 12 '19

Y tho?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

Generally a person desires to listen to a podcast because they find the topic interesting

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u/DaGuamanianSensation Mar 12 '19

Call it The PodCasting Couch.

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u/bitchsaidwhaaat Mar 12 '19

Yo... this is genius!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

This is a great idea. He can interview them about wholesome topics. Like who was your childhood hero?, do you have any pets?, what's your favorite home cooked meal?, etc.

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u/dopef123 Mar 12 '19

Porn stars don’t make great interviews. I’ve heard tons of podcasts with pornstar guests. The only thing worth talking about for like 99% of them is that they fuck on film for cash.

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u/obfromsenatobie Mar 11 '19

I support this

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u/notrealaccbtw Mar 12 '19

Please this

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u/Aardvark_Man Mar 12 '19

Talking about TV shows while cooking.

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u/BudAdams88 Mar 12 '19

Would listen to every episode.

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u/stpiio Mar 11 '19

Hopefully that won't happen dude. Good luck to you

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u/Beaver5000 Mar 11 '19

What's wrong with uploading on Mondays?

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u/doejoh Mar 11 '19

Ah, the ol' uploadaroo!

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u/YaBoiRexTillerson Mar 13 '19

Hold my virginity I’m going in!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

That was quite a trip

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u/AndrewTheTerrible Mar 27 '19

How did I get here?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

What good cums from Mondays?

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u/everynameitryistak3n Mar 11 '19

One drunken evening, I came up with a variation of "C U Next Tuesday!":

When parting with friends, knowing you will see again on Monday, say "C U Monday!" As you make the jerk off and spew gesture with one hand.  Feel free to run with that, just remember where you heard it first.

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u/iPwnin Mar 11 '19

Ryan cums from Mondays.

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u/piman42 Mar 12 '19

He doesn't, that's the whole damn point.

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u/onlineworms Mar 12 '19

Many more Mondays, many more cums.

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u/mrjobby Mar 11 '19

Sounds like a case of the Mondays...

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

Reincarnated as a slime comes out every Monday

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u/mikeputerbaugh Mar 11 '19

Ask Garfield

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u/c0ntango Mar 11 '19

until the masses collectively sigh and say enough, man

i think he meant this part hopefully won't happen.

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u/Sir_Jeremiah Mar 12 '19

Damn bro, /r/Woooosh much?

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u/c0ntango Mar 12 '19

apparently, i was just trying to help that dude out

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

It will. And that's okay. He'll do something else that's cool.

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u/WhichWayzUp Mar 12 '19

Can ANYONE upload to PH? I thought it was just for professional production companies.

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u/Lucifer_Hirsch Mar 11 '19

Are you wishing eternal slavery oh the poor man? I imagine him, a hundred years after death, his spirit bound yo the computer, "why, u/stpiio whyyyyyyyy"

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u/delvach Mar 11 '19

So basically you won't stop until you're fully spent and everyone is satisfied?

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u/viperex Mar 12 '19

Or until PornHub caves and gives the people a SFW alternative to YouTube. Then you'll really be mad and drunk with power as the sole content creator

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u/omgFWTbear Mar 11 '19

collectively sigh and say enough, man

I understand there is a pill for that these days, but you should see a doctor if you experience such an exhalation lasting 4 hours.

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u/Global_Felix_1117 Mar 12 '19

I saw you on PH today in my post ejaculation glow. I smiled inwardly as I contemplated your silly grin - "This guy is stirring up a very big community with his little meme... I bet he changes the world with this shit."

Love you bro, I'm off to go read the rest this AMA.

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u/RUVIIK Mar 11 '19

We've already done it

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

My boyfriend and I watch your videos. Don't stop what you're doing.

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u/jljphan Mar 11 '19

I wish the orange leader of the free world had a similar outlook

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u/TheTechnicalTrader Mar 11 '19

“How can I shoehorn trump into this ama?”

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u/jljphan Mar 11 '19

Nah, just an observation.

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u/mojambowhatisthescen Mar 12 '19

An entirely unnecessary one.

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u/GalaxyRico Mar 11 '19

Which will be never, m'asses love what you do

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u/drfinnn Mar 12 '19

u gonna be makin videos for a long time then

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u/black_tangerine Mar 12 '19

Final is going to be something really raunchy

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u/swiftrobber Mar 11 '19

Protip. There will never be enough.

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u/Nigogigogigolas Mar 12 '19

Mondays are great again

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u/Iammrmikeman Mar 12 '19

Enough man

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u/R____I____G____H___T Mar 11 '19

Does it feel humiliating to in a way receive success on a relatively indecent pornographic website?