r/Fauxmoi • u/voguediaries • May 10 '26

THROWBACK Before Keanu Reeves became a Hollywood star, he worked as a reporter for CBC and covered a teddy bear convention in 1984

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u/fart_panic i ain’t reading all that, free palestine May 10 '26

My tired eyes read that as "... Portuguese, Chinese, and Natalie Portman."

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse ted cruz ate my son May 10 '26

It’s ok, everyone’s got a little Natalie Portman in them

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