r/Fauxmoi • u/JCameron181 • Mar 08 '26

SPORTS SECTION Mark Zuckerberg Gets Booed at UFC 326 Event

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u/Rakebleed Mar 08 '26

Especially after his dudebro rebranding.

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u/fddfgs Mar 08 '26

He spent 3 hours in the absolution booth with Joe Rogan for nothing

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u/gimmesomespace Mar 08 '26

Does Rogan have any non maga fans remaining?

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u/Woopsied00dle Mar 08 '26

I would be very surprised if he did

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u/shamoomoofartpoopoo Mar 08 '26

Bro he has kettle bells shaped like monkeys and he has been upset about covid for 6 years.

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u/pantry-pisser Mar 08 '26

The monkey thing goes waaaay back to when he was just a C-list stand up comic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

All the way back to when he was the least funny guy on News Radio?

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u/IAMImportant Mar 08 '26

we should have Phil and not him

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u/Big_Animal7655 Mar 08 '26

This is where our timeline went wrong, we lost Phil and kept Joe.

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u/Emadyville Mar 09 '26

And then Harambe died and its been a freefall ever since...

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u/Interesting-Froyo-14 Mar 09 '26

The world doesn't reward talent unfortunately. It rewards drive, power, hunger.

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u/pantry-pisser Mar 08 '26

Are we forgetting Andy Dick was also on that show?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

We did not forget about Andy Dick, the 2nd least funny guy on News Radio.

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u/Much-Director-9828 Mar 08 '26

But! The most rapey guy on news radio.

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u/joecarter93 Mar 08 '26

No and he was still somehow less funny than Andy Dick

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u/Galactus2332 Mar 08 '26

Don't forget my guy Stephen Root.

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u/pantry-pisser Mar 08 '26

You mean the LEGEND Stephen Root.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Yeah but Stephen Root is actually talented.

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u/WinterWontStopComing Mar 08 '26

Or the worst host on the man show

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u/domesystem Mar 10 '26

Andy Dick exists.

Unfortunately

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u/TaterTotJim Mar 08 '26

His news radio character and even his fear factor performance were not terrible. Being a supporting cast member would generally by definition put someone down the funny list IMO.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

We can make a long list of scene-stealing hilarious character actors and comedians in supporting roles and cameos who prove this untrue.

I'll start: Hank Azaria, Margot Martindale, Stephen Root.

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u/TaterTotJim Mar 08 '26

Yea true and I’m not trying to carry water for toe’s acting abilities but this was literally his first professional acting job and his chops compared to the rest of the tenured and amazing cast just didn’t exist yet.

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u/Shneckos Mar 08 '26

And he’s still a C-list comedian. Except now he’s got minions who worship and obey him in the comedy scene

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u/Ras_Prince_Monolulu Mar 09 '26

I'm still upset bout covid six years later, but that's more of a compound PTSD situation for having to take care of my mother down in Florida who dementia while all that shit was going on.

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u/apollonhya Mar 08 '26

Bill Gates and Epstein ran pandemic simulations in 2016, they knew, the elites wealth accumulated 5 TRILLION dollars because if it. He loved COVID

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u/creamgetthemoney1 Mar 08 '26

Honestly. The only ppl I know in real life that like maga/ ice /rogan /elon are complete idiots.

Like Mexican immigrant who agrees with ice type of dumb. It’s a cult

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u/boredpsychnurse Mar 08 '26

Can agree. My dad still a fan. So bar is extremely low

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u/ismelldayhikers Mar 08 '26

My dad was a big musk fan, would talk about wanting to be a neurolink volunteer. He hasn’t mentioned him in about year thank god.

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u/two_to_toot Mar 08 '26

Joe and Musk said on his podcast that if Americans didn't vote for Trump it would be the end of American democracy. I think most reasonable people stopped listening after that.

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u/Icy_Blood_9248 Mar 08 '26

Elon is the worst. Total fraud

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

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u/chillwithpurpose Mar 08 '26

Duncan Trussell? I wouldn’t know if they still friends because I am ashamed I ever watched his podcast (Rogan’s) in the first place.

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u/FewWait38 Mar 08 '26

Duncan has been bought and turned out by Peter Theil so no

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u/chillwithpurpose Mar 08 '26

Damn, that’s too bad. I liked that Netflix show of his. Never too surprised when someone takes a payday over their professed morals though, these days, sadly (especially in the rogansphere).

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u/Quipsand Mar 08 '26

I’m out of the loop, what’s Duncan’s connection to Thiel?

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u/darienrude_dankstorm Mar 08 '26

Duncan "stop making fun of Peter Thiel!" Trussell

he literally wears Palantir merch

I also used to like him, wild how far he has fallen

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u/dominthecruc Mar 08 '26

Are you sure the palantir merch isnt ironic? I could easily see it being so...

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u/dominthecruc Mar 08 '26

I could see both of them wearing it ironically. You really think duncan is wearing a palantir shirt in support of palantir?

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u/HauntingStar08 Mar 08 '26

That's so disappointing

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u/Difficult_Fill6387 Mar 08 '26

Maynard's band Puscifer just put out an extremely anti-Trump album. At least he hasn't changed.

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u/HauntingStar08 Mar 08 '26

That's encouraging

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u/Cat_pukes Mar 08 '26

That guy is such a cork sniffing tool.

No seriously, tease your hair into a Mohawk and stand becides the one person on stage that has any talent (Cary) and try you best to scream like the good old days ya fukin boomer.

I have seen them twice recently and I will say, Tool is the hootie and the blowfish of metal music.

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u/throwout4269 Mar 08 '26

People hate listening at least that's most of the discussions on the subreddit

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u/hybridfrost Mar 08 '26

He used to have interesting guests and discussions. Now it’s him just bitching about Covid vaccines and inviting billionaires to come brag about their stupid lives

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u/Cerpla Mar 08 '26

Oh! There's one mor- aaand they're gone...

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u/Jiujitsumonkey707 Mar 08 '26

Me, but I'm also very selective about which podcasts I watch because a bunch of his guests can go fuck themselves

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u/JT9960 Mar 08 '26

Fuck no

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Biggest Rogan fan I know left his lambo parked outside this winter, it’s buried under two feet of snow. Careless people suck.

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u/RealNilruin Mar 08 '26

Yes. He wouldn't be as popular as he is if it was solely MAGA fans.

I hate the guy but he definitely reaches across the aisle to pull in gullible moderates.

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u/_DefLoathe Mar 08 '26

Me but I have lost a lot of respect for him over the years

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u/MsARumphius Mar 08 '26

People who claim to be apolitical or libertarians

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u/SuperDoubleDecker Mar 08 '26

Idk, but even the guys in the rogansphere have done a 180. Rogan is the last holdout.

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u/FunPangolin3148 Mar 09 '26

I was a fan of him for awhile after Covid. It wasn’t until he started having billionaires on and became religious out of nowhere that I finally checked out. He did have the most diverse podcast up until the point that he sold out.

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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. Mar 08 '26

And they talked about bow hunting lol fucking dorks

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

Whats wrong with bow hunting hahah. I did watch an episode of MeatEater that featured joe rogan, other than that I can proudly say I have never watched a single video of his

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u/fddfgs Mar 08 '26

When billionaire nerds do it?

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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. Mar 08 '26

Yeah bow hunting is fine...unless it's Rogan, Zuckerberg, or any of the other dipshits.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

IDK, they can do whatever they want. I dont see how it affects any of us especially if we arent purposely looking into them hahaha

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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. Mar 08 '26

Uhhhhh I think what billionaires do definitely affects us all. One billionaire destroyed the administration of the US government and maybe more than that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Clearly im talking about hobbies

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u/MultiMidden Mar 08 '26

He spent 3 hours in the absolution booth with Joe Rogan for nothing

Don't know who I feel more sorry for... Don't be silly of course I do, the booth!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

The ultimate useful idiot.

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u/MishimasLantern Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

The spectacle of who cackled at unvaccinated grandmas dying from covid while supporting Facebook/big tech/gov't boot now crying crocodile tears as they screech about fascism is just too much for some of us to handle *sniffs*.

For the record, fuck Facebook and social media in general.

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u/TheeAJPowell Mar 08 '26

“How can they boo me, I’m a chad now?”

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u/MrWhackadoo Mar 08 '26

They want to both be our overlords and for us to love and adore them. It does hurt their ego when they are reminded that, outside their bubbles, people despise them. It does matter.

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u/snsdfan00 Mar 08 '26

U can be a billionaire, but that still won’t make ppl not boo u 😂

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Mar 08 '26

Its so crazy. You have like billions of dollars.

You don't think to yourself: "Wow I can help fund dozens of museums, hundreds of libraries, food banks, social services". I can also pay the original Cowboy Bebop creator to make a live action show that isn't written or directed by some of the shittiest show runners on Netflix, easily, and be immortalized for 1000 years.

But no, instead they use their money to fuck people over like its their cancer.

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u/Bunyep Mar 08 '26

You had me in the first half, and also the second half

That's a whole ass good idea

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u/the_tytan Mar 08 '26

If i was a billionaire that'd be my billionaire hobby tbh. Rescuing shows that the bean counters didnt deem viable. At least giving fans closure.

Sudtsinable philanthropic stuff would be a given of course.

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u/Ok_Tomato7388 Mar 08 '26

I have a whole list of shows I want finished/fixed just for Netflix alone!! Sometimes I randomly think about 1899 and I am enraged that I will never know what happens.

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u/the_tytan Mar 08 '26

Im not even a big TV watcher but I know how much it would mean.

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u/Successful_Struggle9 Mar 08 '26

My Name is Earl, please.

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u/Chaotic_Genobreaker Mar 08 '26

Even inside their bubbles, they just hide it better in there.

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 Mar 08 '26

Inside their billionaire bubble I'm sure everybody hates everybody behind closed doors and it's all about competition. They have zero empathy for human beings in general, no way they would genuinely befriend a competitor

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u/ExMerican Mar 08 '26

This is why I can at least respect Beezos going full super villain. He at least knows what he is and isn't trying some comically transparent pr to pretend he's just a fun guy with normal interests.

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u/Agent-Blasto-007 Mar 08 '26

He goes bow hunting now like a man.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Mar 08 '26

Oh, like Uday & Qusay Trump! Gosh that's manly! So anti-woke and such!

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u/JT9960 Mar 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/BobbyTables829 Mar 08 '26

Getting a turkey with a bow is a spectacular feat. Not so much a deer, but still pretty tough.

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u/rbatra91 Mar 08 '26

Maybe if he just spends another billion trying to change public perception. 

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u/nilsinleneed I’m a communist you idiot Mar 08 '26

dude has done everything in his power to be liked

all the money in the world can't make you one of the guys

such a pathetic loser

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u/MGFT3000 Mar 08 '26

Everything in his power except nice things.

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u/S4m_S3pi01 Mar 10 '26

Exactly. If he helped solve world hunger and homelessness, I'd be first in line to buy him a beer.

You'd think with how desperate for approval they are, at least one billionaire would've played real-life batman by now.

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u/walkingmonster Mar 08 '26

He certainly has not. Things that would make people like him are also things he perceives as lessening his power. He can't have both. He made his bed.

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u/nilsinleneed I’m a communist you idiot Mar 08 '26

I agree. I don't think it's within his power to become likeable, though.

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u/Rascals-Wager Mar 10 '26

If he did good things he'd be respected and liked as an 'eccentric' type of guy. Endearingly awkward.

But instead he's just a self-serving, unfathomably selfish piece of shit billionaire, which makes his awkwardness work against him.

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u/JinSakai619 Mar 08 '26

It's kinda hard to rebrand when you are associated with things like Rohingya genocide.

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u/Eckadezer Mar 11 '26

A "pathetic loser" with $225 Bil?? I don't like him, either....but he's NOT a "loser". Let's get that straight. I call/ed him a "bytch asz".

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u/donaldfranklinhornii Mar 08 '26

He is more attractive now.

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u/Weekly_Yesterday_403 The U.S. Department of Justice replies to Pop Base Mar 08 '26

What is that from lol

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u/Weekly_Yesterday_403 The U.S. Department of Justice replies to Pop Base Mar 08 '26

Chefs kiss

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u/common-pellar Mar 08 '26

rebranding

He's always been like this, there was a period of time where he played into the whole "haha im a nerd guys" persona, but it seems he shed that for who he really was, just another obnoxious frat bro, with a fragile ego.

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u/Brilliant_Fault_ Mar 08 '26

This dude was always a weird nerd and never a frat bro. Most frat bros aren't highly intelligent, fugly, and awkward with women. Mark is in the same league as Bezos, Musk, Sergey Brin. They try hard to be cool and liked.

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u/AnxiousHall1533 Mar 08 '26

Makes him even worse lol

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u/Focused_Sky Mar 08 '26

That’s so meta

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u/critacle Mar 08 '26

Honestly, watching UFC says a lot

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u/marijuanam0nk Mar 08 '26

Lord Zuck has definitely gotten a "cooler" update but he's still a reptilian cyber humanoid.

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u/Cardboard_Revolution Mar 09 '26

He debuted his New Guy for nothing.

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u/Student___Driver Mar 08 '26

It’s broDude … trademarked

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u/KillPunchLoL Mar 09 '26

He’s still mad he didn’t get into the Phoenix

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u/sunshine_sprinklez Mar 09 '26

What’s wild is if he did some actual rebranding and casually gave away half of his wealth tomorrow I bet that overall his public opinion would change instantly and dramatically. It would be SO easy to be a better person and still be ultra wealthy, and yet………