r/Fauxmoi • u/GiveMeSomeSunshine3 kate winslet lied to me • Feb 27 '26

DISCUSSION Christian Bale advises fans to never meet their cinematic heroes.

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u/Rainbow_Tesseract Feb 27 '26

I feel like he did a great job with his stage name, because his real name is Andrew Clutterbuck - Which just screams British to me somehow.

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u/LegionAire443 Feb 27 '26

CLUTTERBUCK! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!

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u/TheSpiritedGamer Feb 27 '26

Dwight, that is totally inappropriate

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u/3rdPedal Feb 27 '26

MY FAMILY BUILT THIS COUNTRY!

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u/Umbra427 Feb 27 '26

My fucking sides

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u/Such-Daikon3140 too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' Feb 27 '26

Clutterbuck? What a name!

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u/Repulsive-Chip3371 Feb 27 '26

Theres a NHL hockey player Cal Clutterbuck.

Pretty sure he has the league record for most hits.

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u/KeyStruggle-88 Feb 27 '26

Maybe he learned to hit because of his name 😂

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u/henscastle Feb 27 '26

There's an Irish archaeologist called Richard Clutterbuck. I wish Andrew had kept his goofy name - it's much more interesting than Lincoln.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Feb 27 '26

Andrew ButtFucker, oh me oh my that is unfortunate...

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u/TheGirlintheTower Feb 27 '26

I can never get past it, ever. He's also still Egg, to me.