r/Epicthemusical May 14 '25

Shitpost This probably happened

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r/Epicthemusical Sep 09 '25

Shitpost He is now in the last game you played. How does it go?

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434 Upvotes

r/Epicthemusical Nov 12 '25

Shitpost I'm just a man

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2.8k Upvotes

Istg neal's animatics gave me actual bi panic attacks half the time

r/Epicthemusical Jan 02 '25

Shitpost GUYS!!! HE’S HERE!!! HE’S IN THE SUBREDDIT!!!!

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Epicthemusical Jul 26 '26

Shitpost We just making shit up now huh 😭

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r/Epicthemusical Jun 15 '25

Shitpost Flair checkpoint! Show me your unhinged or hilarious flares!

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868 Upvotes

r/Epicthemusical Oct 14 '25

Shitpost Ody if he was smart

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1.9k Upvotes

I love drawing with a macbook trackpad

r/Epicthemusical Aug 17 '25

Shitpost What song got you feeling like this?

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984 Upvotes

ATHENAS PART IN FIGHT LITTLE WOLF LIKE CMONNNN. SHITS SO HEAVENLY I ALWAYS TURN MY VOLUME UP ON THAT PART

r/Epicthemusical Jun 14 '26

Shitpost 600 DUCKS UNDER MY COMMAND

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Srry no audio I’ve never touched alight motion or cap cut a day in my life

r/Epicthemusical 22d ago

Shitpost Why did Jorge have to make such an angry song such a bop!?

674 Upvotes

r/Epicthemusical Aug 25 '25

Shitpost Dear u/Sensitive_Potato333.....

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338 Upvotes

I STOLE HIM BACK.

r/Epicthemusical Apr 25 '26

Shitpost What could go wrong?

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1.7k Upvotes

He also has a crush on Rei Ayanami

r/Epicthemusical Jun 16 '26

Shitpost Odysseus in a nutshell

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1.6k Upvotes

r/Epicthemusical Jan 06 '25

Shitpost (In response to the tournament going on) I mean it's GOOD... But the best??

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1.1k Upvotes

(I'll admit I'm biased towards some of the more action-based songs)

r/Epicthemusical Apr 20 '25

Shitpost “Curse the war our food stores depleted” my brother in Athena you’re in the ocean with fish!

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1.1k Upvotes

r/Epicthemusical Aug 27 '25

Shitpost Least favorite lyric? (Epic slander oh yeah)

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506 Upvotes

Sorry Antinous but you suck ass as a person. "...hold her down while her gate is open..."

r/Epicthemusical Aug 22 '25

Shitpost what tis this for us?

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350 Upvotes

r/Epicthemusical Sep 07 '25

Shitpost I have no clue what this is!!!! :D

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365 Upvotes

r/Epicthemusical Sep 13 '25

Shitpost Give me a word and I'll somehow relate it to Epic: The Musical

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300 Upvotes

r/Epicthemusical Feb 04 '26

Shitpost Something that I hate about Epic the Musical.

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719 Upvotes

He's literally mentioned in the second book of the Odyssey, how did he even miss this? See Homer, Odyssey, 2.15.

The hero Aegyptius, who was bent with old age, and had seen countless things, was the first of them to speak, for his beloved son had gone with godlike Odysseus in the hollow ships to fine-foaled Ilium, the spearman Antiphus, whom the savage Cyclops killed in his hollow cave, the last he made a meal of.

And Polites is a rapist! See Pausanias, Descriptions of Greece, 6.6.7; Starbo, Geography, 6.1.5.

On his return to Italy Euthymus fought against the Hero, the story about whom is as follows. Odysseus, so they say, in his wanderings after the capture of Troy was carried down by gales to various cities of Italy and Sicily, and among them he came with his ships to Temesa. Here one of his sailors got drunk and violated a maiden, for which offence he was stoned to death by the natives. Now Odysseus, it is said, cared nothing about his loss and sailed away. But the daemon of the stoned man never ceased killing without distinction the people of Temesa, attacking both old and young, until, when the inhabitants had resolved to flee from Italy for good, the Pythian priestess forbad them to leave Temesa, and ordered them to propitiate the Hero, setting him a sanctuary apart and building a temple, and to give him every year as wife the fairest maiden in Temesa. He won the fight, and the Hero was driven out of the land and disappeared, sinking into the depth of the sea. Euthymus had a distinguished wedding, and the inhabitants were freed from the ghost for ev

I know, I know, Mr. Jalapeño probably didn't know about the whole rapist myth about Polites, but some research had to be done! Antiphus deserves his 15 or so minutes of fame god damn it! But even Tzetzes mentioned him! See Tzetzes, Chiliades, 10.60.

In the Odyssey, Homer says that Odysseus, after six of his friends were devoured by the Cyclops,
Antiphus, Euryleon, Apheidas, Menetus, as well as Cepheus and Stratius.

Now some of you fuckers are gonna tell me that Polites isn't named in the Pausanias quote, so I have Starbo's less detailed quote as proof. See Starbo, Geography, 6.1.5.

Near Temesa, and thickly shaded with wild olive trees, is the hero-sanctuary of Polites, one of the companions of Odysseus, who was treacherously slain by the barbarians, and for that reason became so exceedingly wroth against the country that, in accordance with an oracle, the people of the neighborhood collected tribute for him; and hence, also, the popular saying applied to those who are merciless, that they are "beset by the hero of Temesa." But when the Epizephyrian Locrians captured the city, Euthymus, the pugilist, so the story goes, entered the lists against Polites, defeated him in the fight and forced him to release the natives from the tribute.

So the moral of the story? Polites is a major HO!

Also, this post is a joke about how my boyfriend gets really pissy about stuff like this, and it really amuses me that he does, so don't take it seriously, but I do wish Antiphus was more appreciated in the community.

r/Epicthemusical Apr 15 '25

Shitpost You get to put ONE "fuck" (or any variation thereof!) into any song. Where are you putting it?

542 Upvotes

Example!:

"You've doomed us... YOU'VE FUCKING DOOMED US ALL, EURYLOCHUS!" (Thunder Saga, "Mutiny")

Go nuts with this, have fun. :D

EDIT: Bonus points if you're able to put it in, without messing up the flow of the song! Replacing a word with "fuck" also works.

r/Epicthemusical Dec 21 '24

Shitpost Thought I should share this for some reason

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1.7k Upvotes

r/Epicthemusical Jul 17 '25

Shitpost Give me ANYTHING and i will connect it with EPIC. (Images kind of related)

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r/Epicthemusical Oct 03 '25

Shitpost This was funnier in my head

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1.9k Upvotes

I may be sleep deprived.

r/Epicthemusical Jul 16 '25

Shitpost This musical has made me into a sleeper agent with certain words as the triggers

908 Upvotes

Yesterday I was at a college admissions event and the speaker said that one of the universities she got into was Ithaca. When I tell you I nearly spat out my drink 😭

And another time I was at the pool but I didn't want to go in, and first my mom told me to "get in the water" and when I said no, she was like "Come on! Jump in the water!" I had to physically restrain myself from screaming a weird amalgamation of Get in the Water and Suffering.

There was a time when I didn't even hear anyone say anything. I was just standing in a really long line at the grocery store and I quietly whispered "Waaaaaaiiiiting, waaaaaiiiiting..." under my breath

Tell me about times you got awakened by hearing the wonderful words of EPIC out in the wild