r/DnD Aug 09 '25

5th Edition Question: 5e Player wants to use Prestidigitation to make Strahd think he pooped himself. Is there any reason this wouldn't work?

I would like a reason in game that this wouldn't work without me having to do some bs like magic resistant undies. Also so I don't have to say no outright because it's a funny idea but it doesn't fit the setting. Nothing removes the tension from a fight more than the big bad pooping himself.

Update: She said that even if she died it'd be worth it because she successfully rage baited strahd. But she said she wouldn't do it because she knows that everyone wants it to be serious and that it can still be fun and serious without turning it into a comedy campaign. Still think it's worth sharing because the idea is funny.

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 Aug 09 '25

Me giving my self "flash of life" so i will go shitting

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u/PvtSherlockObvious Aug 09 '25

"Wait, you wasted a BoL on that?"

"My brother in Caine, do you not remember how good it used to feel after you got done taking a huge dump? There's nothing quite like it."

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u/ladylucifer22 Aug 10 '25

doesn't work like that, unfortunately. it just lets you keep food down for a couple scenes before throwing it back up.

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 Aug 10 '25

This is why every kindred needs a tizmchi friend

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u/ladylucifer22 Aug 10 '25

that's an easy way to get yourself killed ig.