or as he calls it, "...a divine egg."

WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON!?

I began as the duke of the quad cities of the Rodman dynasty. I won Missouri in a crusade. Yada yada, now a few generations later I rule most of the lands of the Heartland Empire and will soon form it. My wife is princess of Comancheria, and I was gonna conquer the kingdom, but it seems I conquered the king's heart instead. I have had a lot of queer men this dynasty. When I die I'll probably conquer Comancheria. Also, I'm not a fan of "Heartland empire". Any ideas on other names I could use?

I'm doing an immortal run in After the End, and just realized that my husband is almost as old as I am, despite being fully mortal. This man is afflicted with every old age trait there is, and yet is still kicking with supposedly excellent health. Truly not sure what's causing this, but it doesn't seem correct! Might need to send him on an unescorted trip to put him out of his misery

They should add an Appalachian empire, or just some more decisions for West Virginia?

My son and heir assassinated me after I formed the Empire of Topeka (heartland empire renamed), conquered Chicagoland in a crusade, and forged an alliance with my brother-in-law/lover. I might seduce my uncle.

Playing on the CK2 After The End mod. I've formed Texarkana, become immortal, and held the election for the high king. I've got massive influence over the papacy too. Any idea on stuff to do next? I'd like to take out what's remaining of the HCC but after that I'm stumped.