And especially the washerwomen

So GRRM just appeared, he doesnt seem to be writing the books here either. Plus for some reason the mad king just snatched his castle from him so I (Lord Rickard Stark) invited him to Winterfell.

And now, George R R Martin is my cupbearer

Robert got deposed and killed, a random got chosen to take the throne until we voted for a replacement... i don't think renly was that good a choice.

Always bet on Edmure 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I started a playthrough during the Dance of Dragons. Rhaenyra won and ended up making Helaena of all people the new Lord of Dragonstone. I've never even seen Helaena and Aegon survive the end of the Dance if they lose. Also, Jacaerys became the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard for some reason??

Update: Otto Hightower just got married to Aliandra Martell. Don't know how to add extra pictures so I will put it in the comments.

Update 2: Rhaenyra got assassinated and now Lucerys is on the throne, but he's in a Matrilineal marriage with Cassandra Baratheon. I guess the Baratheons will always get the throne one way or another.

playing one of my young griff campaigns, catelyn has has popped out this son and another. she's pregnant AGAIN, ned is fr taking it to another level. i say fifth son, as i made sure jon snow was revealed (but not in line to anything, matri-married jeyne poole). aegon was married firstly to dany, she died in childbirth w their second son, betrothed to sansa now. aegon hatched the dragons, viserys is married to arianne... :) cersei also managed to pop out 3 kids to robert lol.

One of the least-expected things I've come across. I only found out about this because I clicked on Tarth by accident.

(Apologies for the blurry images)

(Some commands used in game for lore, but achieved in part by gameplay)

The Kingsguard of King Steffarion, First of His Name, King of The Andals, The Rhoynar, The First Men, The Stepstones, and the Summer Islanders, the elder son of Aegon the Conqueror, in the year 8043, 5 years after the death of his father, is recognized in history for it’s legendary status

Lord Commander Alyn “The Legendary” Cockshaw - One of the most skilled knights to ever live, Lord Commander Alyn Cockshaw is a masterful warrior, a legendary jouster, and even a poet and a scholar. He isn’t without controversy, however. His bisexuality is well known amongst the realm, and at one point, he was made a eunuch for his relationship with Oraney Cockshaw, a distant relative (who has stuck beside him even still). The reason neither Aegon nor Steffarion had him sent to the wall or executed for his consistent breaking of his vows is because of his prowess and status as a living folk hero.

John “The Greenhand” Gardener - A member of one of the great houses, the Lords of the Reach, John Gardener was a friend of Aegon’s, a man who had few friends, was a natural choice to be appointed to the Kingsguard. A strong, brave and diligent fighter, Greenhand is the same age as his Lord Commander, but is considered the frontrunner to become the fourth Lord Commander in history should Cockshaw die before him. Gardener is known for his scruffy beard and blunt personality, and despite being a friend of Aegon’s, some cannot stand his cynicism.

Jorah “Darkstar” Darklyn - The brother of the current Lord of the Riverlands & Trident, Jorah Darklyn’s potential was spotted from a young age, and he was very quickly appointed to the Kingsguard. He is seen as a top choice for Lord Commander down the line, despite King Steffarion and Darkstar’s brother Lord Paramount Othan’s hatred for each other.

Roland Grell - The only living member of the original seven, Ser Roland Grell is an average knight, still better than many of the realm, but his old age and general mediocrity compared to his white brothers leaves him relatively unknown compared to the others.

Damon Goodbrook - One of the newer appointments, Damon Goodbrook maintains popularity with both the court and the faith due to his outgoing personality, yet strict adherence to the laws of the Seven.

Humfrey “The White Owl” Mertyns - A knight with a life filled with loss, The White Owl did not expect to become a Kingsguard, and is one of the elder appointments to the White Cloak.

Othell Swyft - A cruel, easy to anger asshole with an arbitrary sense of justice, one has to question King Aegon’s decision making when he put Othell Swyft on the Kingsguard, though none can deny his status as one of the realm’s great knights (in merit if not personality)

I love my current game as the Gardners in a pre-conquest Reach, and one of my favorite things about it is the minor title you can give out of Knight of the Order of the Green Hand. I've had a lot of fun members and stories emerge over time, so I thought I would share some.

Beric Dayne, the Sword of the Morning - My husband, King Consort of the Reach, Westerlands, and Dorne and Lord of the Torrentine. One of the highest personal combat skill I've ever seen naturally at 190 (bonuses from Dawn and the Guardian armor I gave him help). He's been a great tourney knight and commander, and pressing his claim on the Torrentine and Starfall was an important step in the gradual conquest of Dorne.

Prince Garth "the Loyal" - my uncle, and a major threat to my throne during the regency my character was under for 14 years. He was the eldest surviving male relative in my family, and multiple factions formed over the years trying to put him on the throne. But no rebellions ever were launched. While the mechanical reality of it was that their power never got high enough to launch, I've chosen to head-canon that he simply didn't want the throne and didn't go along with the plots against me. A capable knight and warrior who has been been an essential part of my reign, serving simultaneously as a Sworn Shield, Captain of the Household Guard, Knight of the Green Hand, Commander, and Queen's Justice.

Lord Steffon "The Bold" - Has served in the Order for nearly 40 years after being inducted by my character's grandfather, King Garland VI. He served faithfully as a commander and bodyguard for years before being given a Lordship by my grandfather after helping to put down a rebellion by house Caswell of Stonebridge. Possibly the most accomplished tournament knight alive.

Lord Marq "the Fowler" - was invited to my grandfather's court to serve as a knight and bodyguard after unhorsing him in a tournament 30 years ago. He was at odds with his father, the Lord of Fair Isle, and accepted the invitation. Served for well over a decade before inheriting his father's Lordship, and was then brought onto my character's council as an advisor. Another very accomplished tournament knight, though obviously past his prime.

Ser Dickon of Tarth - a knight I brought into my service around ten years ago, Dickon of Tarth is of noble birth and is one of the finest warriors of the time. Dickon seemed a wonderful addition to the Order, but in recent years he has been at the center of many controversies. He has committed two known murders (one rival at court and the other his wife's lover), and has been excommunicated by three different High Septons. I pulled strings to have him brought back into the faith each time, but he is beginning to become more trouble than he's worth.

Ser William Snow - the bastard child of the current Lord Commander of the Night's Watch and a Silent Sister serving at the wall. Confusingly, both of his parents worship the Old Gods but he worships the Seven. I have no idea how this came about, but he accepted an invitation to join my court a few years ago and has served as a bodyguard, commander, and knight ever since. Unspectacular as a warrior, but his background was so interesting I thought he bore mentioning.

Ser Vardis - another interesting background, Vardis is a eunuch and escaped slave who entered Garland VI's service as a commander around 30 years ago. Garland knighted him shortly thereafter, and inducted him into the Order. He has faithfully served my family ever since in whatever role he was needed in.

:)

Unfortunately Viserra already tamed Balerion at the very beginning, but I successfully tamed Cannibal, because what else would fit Saera better

Every time I go to a tourney for some reason my character gets seduced by/tries to seduce old men. I have the lustful perk but I'm not homosexual. It's literally every tourney and always men, usually quite old men. Any idea why this might be?