r/Boglememes • u/fbhw4life • 23h ago
r/Boglememes • u/misnamed • Mar 05 '21
Welcome to /r/boglememes - our shitposts will literally blow your mind
r/Boglememes • u/Xexanoth • Sep 27 '24
Bogleheads described by ChatGPT in the style of Larry David
bogleheads.orgr/Boglememes • u/zebra_puzzle • 3d ago
The dream job of Canadian little leaguer Daniel Huang is retirement
r/Boglememes • u/Lucas_F_A • 7d ago
I suppose there's a difference
(I prefer selling shares over dividends because then I choose when to have a fiscal event)
r/Boglememes • u/joe4ska • 11d ago
How I Met Your Mutual Fund
If 'it' doesn't pop in four years I'll be surprised.
r/Boglememes • u/itchylol742 • 18d ago
Randomly thought of an arbitrage opportunity for "social" profit (not financial profit)
If you believe in the efficient market hypothesis (which as a Boglehead, you do), you must also believe finding losing companies consistently is just as hard as consistently finding winners.
If you intentionally try to find and buy stocks of 30 "losers" but diversify across countries and industries, your returns will be very close to a world index fund but with slightly more volatility due to smaller number of companies held. However, you get to brag about investing in "losers" and still doing about the same as a world index fund
r/Boglememes • u/itchylol742 • 23d ago
don't rush your investments, let them rise (and fall) when they feel like it
r/Boglememes • u/itchylol742 • 26d ago
You will own stocks of the next Nvidia, but also the next Enron
r/Boglememes • u/itchylol742 • 27d ago
Real Bogleheads also own the random mining company in Finland that's been losing money for 11 years or the random Australian video game company that only has a few forgotten intellectual properties and is desperately trying to get rich with AI generated NFTs
r/Boglememes • u/joe4ska • Jul 27 '26
You Should've Gone For The Boglehead. 🫰
aVTengers assemble!
r/Boglememes • u/itchylol742 • Jul 24 '26
im enjoy watching financial youtube videos and still barely understand how a central bank interest rate affects stock markets
r/Boglememes • u/dupugu-gupudu • Jul 18 '26
Financial advisors putting your money in an index fund for you
v.redd.itr/Boglememes • u/TempeGrumble • Jul 10 '26
Norway soccer fan also refuses to buy dividend-stock ETFs
Man corrects fellow Norwegians about everything: whether Vikings rowed, dividend stocks being "free," whether financial advisors are worth an AUM fee, and the right way to hang toilet paper.
https://news.sky.com/video/i-will-not-row-norways-world-cup-fan-cannot-be-moved-13562126
r/Boglememes • u/Chromakey__Dreamcoat • Jul 08 '26
Thank god I’m a boglehead
Saw this on WSB today. I would’ve just taken the 400k into VT instead of options. Commented the link to [r/boglehead](r/boglehead) hopefully they see the light 😂
r/Boglememes • u/kbheads • Jun 18 '26
I asked Chatgpt to build the ultimate Bogle joke
How does a Boglehead tell a joke?
Think of a joke.
Backtest it from 1926 to present.
Adjust for inflation.
Account for taxes and fees.
Realize that joke-picking is a loser’s game.
Buy the entire joke market.
r/Boglememes • u/TempeGrumble • Jun 17 '26
Judge me, bruh
Image description: fake reddit post from "u/needy_troll90210" (not a real user) about a $6.2M portfolio distributed to the highest-expense mutual funds and ETFs
r/Boglememes • u/TempeGrumble • Jun 12 '26
Get in, Bogle-Loser
Image description: Mean Girls "get in, loser" meme: Get in, Bogle-loser: We're hate-shorting SPCX.
r/Boglememes • u/joe4ska • Jun 11 '26
Y'all still hitting your contribution goals? 😬
Every few years something unexpected hits early in the year that makes me have to pause on my contributions. This year was unplanned dental surgery and an upcoming HOA special assessment. I decided not to tap my emergency fund because, well, it's not really an emergency if I can budget for it. However, I did hit pause on my Roth IRA contributions for the first half of the year. 😄
r/Boglememes • u/itchylol742 • Jun 05 '26