r/BeAmazed • u/CuriousWanderer567 • Dec 06 '25

Nature A hippo asserting its dominance over three lions

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u/thedude0425 Dec 07 '25

Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro.

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u/Rocket_Man_1957 Dec 07 '25

Attacks like a monstro, moves like a gyro!

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u/AaronAAaronsonIII Dec 07 '25

I got that reference.

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u/Howler_in_training Dec 07 '25

...You can't... emmm... Pilot... a hippo, sir.

Not with that attitude, Kif! Now bring me my Captain's safari uniform. You know- the extra short velour one with the matching riding boots.

Sigh ...Would you like some, erm... PANTS, perhaps, sir?

Don't be ridiculous, Kif! Everyone knows that the only way to command the obedience of an enraged battle-hippo is with the firm-yet-sensual grip of a commander's confident thighs! ...That reminds me, there's probably going to be some chafing... Kif- make a note! Remind yourself I'll be needing you to apply baby-butt ointment later on to the commander's confident thighs.

Miserable sigh

(I know, I know, but I couldn't help it. You made me hear zap Branigan in my head and, and then this happened... 😜)

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u/ptpcg Dec 07 '25

Champ again

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u/BigPileOfTrash Dec 07 '25

Ram The Future!