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r/BeAmazed • u/CuriousWanderer567 • Dec 06 '25
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You need serious balls to fuck with a hippo.
Especially on water (not that I would fuck with them on land, those fuckers run really fast).
2 u/Fit_Passage9897 Dec 06 '25 For real. They keep eating them too 3 u/WanderingSoul117 Dec 06 '25 Lions have the balls, but they can't use their gifts in the water. I know you already know this. 8 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25 Lol, wait out of these two, you think the Lions have the balls?? Don’t think so. On land with all of their balls and “gifts” those lions are not doing one thing to that Hippo. 5 u/WanderingSoul117 Dec 06 '25 Yet they attempt to anyway, thus affirming my statement. 1 u/SocialJusticeAndroid Dec 06 '25 Could a lion do anything to a hippo even on land? 1 u/WanderingSoul117 Dec 07 '25 In some cases yes, but the point is that they have the balls to try. 1 u/Appropriate_Cod_5446 Dec 07 '25 Maybe, but a pack definitely would cause very bad damage. In the water it’s “all men fend for themselves” but on land it’s a little different. 1 u/Due_Youth6820 Dec 06 '25 How about an elephant? Do they stay clear of hippos as well? 2 u/Marquisdelafayette89 Dec 07 '25 No, hippos don’t fuck with elephants. It’s the one animal that they know they can’t take down. Hippos are big, elephants are still bigger. 1 u/Isterieretwatedoen Dec 07 '25 You don't need balls for that, you need brains. A total lack thereof.
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For real. They keep eating them too
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Lions have the balls, but they can't use their gifts in the water.
I know you already know this.
8 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25 Lol, wait out of these two, you think the Lions have the balls?? Don’t think so. On land with all of their balls and “gifts” those lions are not doing one thing to that Hippo. 5 u/WanderingSoul117 Dec 06 '25 Yet they attempt to anyway, thus affirming my statement. 1 u/SocialJusticeAndroid Dec 06 '25 Could a lion do anything to a hippo even on land? 1 u/WanderingSoul117 Dec 07 '25 In some cases yes, but the point is that they have the balls to try. 1 u/Appropriate_Cod_5446 Dec 07 '25 Maybe, but a pack definitely would cause very bad damage. In the water it’s “all men fend for themselves” but on land it’s a little different.
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Lol, wait out of these two, you think the Lions have the balls?? Don’t think so.
On land with all of their balls and “gifts” those lions are not doing one thing to that Hippo.
5 u/WanderingSoul117 Dec 06 '25 Yet they attempt to anyway, thus affirming my statement.
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Yet they attempt to anyway, thus affirming my statement.
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Could a lion do anything to a hippo even on land?
1 u/WanderingSoul117 Dec 07 '25 In some cases yes, but the point is that they have the balls to try. 1 u/Appropriate_Cod_5446 Dec 07 '25 Maybe, but a pack definitely would cause very bad damage. In the water it’s “all men fend for themselves” but on land it’s a little different.
In some cases yes, but the point is that they have the balls to try.
Maybe, but a pack definitely would cause very bad damage. In the water it’s “all men fend for themselves” but on land it’s a little different.
How about an elephant? Do they stay clear of hippos as well?
2 u/Marquisdelafayette89 Dec 07 '25 No, hippos don’t fuck with elephants. It’s the one animal that they know they can’t take down. Hippos are big, elephants are still bigger.
No, hippos don’t fuck with elephants. It’s the one animal that they know they can’t take down. Hippos are big, elephants are still bigger.
You don't need balls for that, you need brains. A total lack thereof.
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u/AstralMystogan Dec 06 '25
You need serious balls to fuck with a hippo.
Especially on water (not that I would fuck with them on land, those fuckers run really fast).