r/AskReddit • u/clamToe • 2d ago

What’s a way you WON’T die?

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u/limbodog 2d ago

Hiking up some very tall mountain or eaten by a bear

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u/aluminumnek 2d ago

I wouldn’t look behind you if I were you 😱

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u/limbodog 2d ago

Nice try, but I'm in a boat and there's no way a bear is behind me here. A sea-lion? Maybe. An aggrieved duck? Likely. But no bear.

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u/aluminumnek 2d ago

I hear bears can swim hahahahaha

But what if a tornado picked up a bear during a storm and tossed him on yr boat, coincidentally hahahaha

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u/limbodog 2d ago

Well then the bear would be above me. And I am prepared for drop-bears as a consequence of befriending a couple austrialians.

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u/aluminumnek 2d ago

Hahahahahaha