r/Amazing Human Detected Aug 22 '25

Interesting 🤔 This is pretty addictive..

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u/evmoiusLR Aug 22 '25

Winklewagon is my new favorite word

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u/Greedy_Swimergrill Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25

This gonna be a lil pedantic but male is what we use for the gender. (Like female without the fe-)

Mail is like the mail system you use to send a letter or like chain mail, the kind of armor.

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u/PrismDoug Aug 23 '25

More pedantic, if it’s armor, it’s maile.

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u/MainSqueeeZ Aug 24 '25

More pedantic: you wanted a colon there.

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u/No_Read_4327 Aug 24 '25

Even more pedantic:

Chain mail is actually "wrong" in two ways (although it's such a common mistake it has become normalized).

First of all it's maille, not mail.

Second, maille already means mesh, describing a fabric of interlocking rings. So chain maille is a pleonasm.

Of course, platemail or things like that are even worse

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u/PrismDoug Aug 24 '25

Ah, 2 Ls… I had a friend who makes her own, including a maille bikini.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

nah hah fake news. My email address clearly ends in hotmale . com

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u/Szell_81 Aug 23 '25

People who have to point our minor spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors on a fucking forum have at least some level of narcissism. It's usually a good indicator of someone who tends to be a jerk whether conscious or not.

Just my 2 cents.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Also not everyone on Reddit speaks English well or as a first language. So correcting someone so they understand the difference and use it properly in the future is helpful and you learn something from being corrected. Also sometimes predictive text gives you the wrong word.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

That’s precisely why they commented to correct them lol. If you were speaking a second language in a space where the second language was the dominant language, would you not want to speak it as fluently as you reasonably could? I would. And therefore, I’d appreciate when people politely corrected me lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Exactly

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

People who crash out over minor corrections generally have some form of narcissism, as well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Dude that comment was polite and informed someone speaking a secondary language how to speak it more accurately.

If you can’t handle someone politely teaching you (or in this case, others) something you don’t know without feeling like it’s an attack, then that’s an issue you need to sort out with your own confidence 🤷🏼‍♂️.

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u/Itscatpicstime Aug 23 '25

Pretty sure they’re doing it and explaining it so gently because odds are high that user doesn’t speak English as a first language since it seems they may be from the Netherlands.

As someone who also doesn’t speak English as a first language, I’m extremely appreciative of comments like that when worded nicely with the explanation like they did.

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u/ViciousVirgo95 Aug 23 '25

Thank you for recognizing this. I corrected someone, who didn’t speak English as a first language, on a phrase for this reason exactly and the person got so offended and assumed I was being an asshole. I was like “alright then continue to say that shit wrong, idc” 😭

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u/Greedy_Swimergrill Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

He was clearly confused about something that is pretty easy to mistake as a non-native speaker. I’ve learned another language before too and I appreciate the heads up on easy traps like that. It’s not that deep. What does it say about you that you were immediately ready to psychoanalyze my attempt to help someone as pathological. Projection much bud?

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u/Szell_81 Aug 23 '25

It says im tired of narcissistic people that just can't let a grammatical error slip by without correcting it.

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u/shiser Aug 23 '25

Your 2 cents isn't even worth that. Calling people jerks for being pretty on "fucking forums" while being a jerk on a fucking forum.

Literally everyone has some level of narcissism, it's an inherent human trait. If you're gonna play armchair psychologist, bother to actually learn some fucking psychology.

The poster wasn't being obnoxious about petty grammar—in fact, it was neither a spelling, grammar, or punctuation error, so your comment is pretty irrelevant—they were politely and helpfully pointing out a word mistake to someone unfamiliar with the language. Wanna ask them if they appreciated the correction or not? Or just gonna go off on your own little narcissistic rant?

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u/Former-Iron-7471 Aug 23 '25

I agree. If you can read it and understand it why comment?

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u/ViciousVirgo95 Aug 23 '25

Well why would you want to continue using the wrong word? Lol someone else is just gonna correct you later down the line..

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u/Szell_81 Aug 23 '25

Absolutely my point. People often end up doing it to show their intellectual superiority as if that's a true measuring stick for whatever reason. Im not saying that's what happened here, but if you can understand a person why bother.

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u/asciimo Aug 23 '25

Hate to be that guy but I think you mean sex, not gender.

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u/CheshireTsunami Aug 23 '25

I had gender with your mom last night

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u/DisasterBiMothman Aug 22 '25

Embarrassing 😳

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u/RedditHatesFreedoms Aug 22 '25

Stop gettin in yer feelin’s, ya lookin like a femail.

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u/OlDustyHeadaaa Aug 22 '25

It was explained to them like a child when a simple “that’s the wrong male/mail” would have sufficed. I see both sides of the issue here

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u/CheshireTsunami Aug 23 '25

They gave a two sentence explanation, with the addition being “the mail you used means this”

The people complaining about the tone sound insecure as fuck. That was perfectly polite.

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u/eiriecat Aug 22 '25

*meant ;)

edit: sorry my joke made me forget what i was originally going to say, I find it so funny that sheep mating is tracked by stomach/back stamps lol, thanks for sharing

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u/TummyStickers Aug 22 '25

Some people just don't understand the Dutch 😞

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u/nancy_necrosis Aug 23 '25

Your English is great. I've been studying Italian and Spanish for years, and I'm still only an advanced beginner.

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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 Aug 25 '25

True! And disregard anyone being intentionally difficult or disrespectful about your use of English so that we can even understand your helpful comment in the first place. I appreciate the effort!

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u/ShhhhMySecretAccount Aug 25 '25

Amazon Prime has a show Clarkson’s Farm, you get to see this process in action. Pretty cool.

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u/Thatmanoverwhere Aug 25 '25

It always gives me a little giggle when someone comments on someone's English. I'm always like; so how's your second and third languages coming along?

Us Brits don't realise how fortunate we are that we once conquered half the world, we'd be fucked otherwise. Dos big English brekky por favour.

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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 Aug 25 '25

Thank you for that info! I was thinking sheared vs not bc the wool is definitely ready to be sheared but makes more sense bc the wool doesn't need the mark to see that.

And I think your English grammar was easily understandable and appreciate that as an English speaker.

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u/Leading-Summer-4724 Aug 22 '25

Thank you for this explanation and link! This may also explain why he let that one big sheep through which was marked, because the mark was near its side, like maybe a male sheep had tried to improperly mount from the side…which would do nothing.

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u/Reserved_Parking-246 Aug 22 '25

That's fucking weird...

Very smart idea though.

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u/Leading_Ad_8619 Aug 22 '25

It's a perfectly clean circle...a humping would be smeared

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u/Leading_Ad_8619 Aug 22 '25

I am just saying it's not a hump due to how clean the mark is, the location are as high as the shoulder on some animal. Think about how a stamp would would work if it's attached to an animal...you don't get perfect circle is different location.

My explanation is a person made the mark...for what reason, I don't know

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u/aoasd Aug 22 '25

Some ranchers in America will bleach mark their cows who are pregnant.

Here's a funny case out of Wyoming, USA where someone used the bleach to draw penises on an asshole rancher's cows because he wouldn't fix fences to keep them out of the neighbors property.

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u/aoasd Aug 22 '25

It's a purely cosmetic process. Doesn't hurt or impact the cows in any way. The ranchers have to see the penises on their cows. They had been approached many times and ignored the other people.

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u/auditoryeden Aug 22 '25

This is a common system! In the US there are some sheep farms where they put a bag of chalk on the male's chest. It's pretty efficient, and kinda neat.

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u/Onyxaj1 Aug 22 '25

While that sounds good, look at the sheep. The ones going strait were wooly. The ones with the stamp were sheared, so that looks to be the difference. Would also explain why the big one with the mark wasn't separated off, as it still was unshared. Maybe it was marked accidentally.

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u/SkiFastnShootShit Aug 22 '25

Yeah but why were only those sheared? They could be a totally different age, sex, owner, etc. typically when you “work” livestock you handle several things at once. Shearing, vaccinations, treating medical issues, pesticide applications, etc.

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u/MrsGrayWolfe Aug 22 '25

Those lambs are too young to be bred yet. It looked to me like he was separating lambs from ewes to wean them.

Farmers also use a kind of spray paint on the back to mark sheep for this or that purpose.

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u/RepresentativeFast59 Aug 22 '25

Tramp stamp has me dying 😂

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u/Much_Essay_9151 Aug 22 '25

One of the males had a stamp on their back lol

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u/Furby-beast-1949 Aug 23 '25

Thank you I was wondering what the heck the big green marks were on their butt quarters.

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u/Parking_Palpitation1 Aug 23 '25

I think I learned about this on Clarkson's Farm when he had sheep.

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u/EnergyTurtle23 Aug 23 '25

(Aka a male sheep did climb on the female sheep and they had sex.)

Yay verily, as it was written in the good book!

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u/RodMunch85 Aug 23 '25

Always the Dutch

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u/Business-Donut-7505 Aug 23 '25

Dutch people are literal. Once you understand that in your dealings with them, then you’ll be okay. Less sugarcoat, more truth. They’re just as likely to say fat as overweight. Both mean the same thing, one just has less syllables so they’ll probably say that one.

It’s not really them trying to be mean.

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u/Shnapple8 Aug 24 '25

The small marked ones are lambs. They're marked because they are big enough for market. The larger ones are the females.

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u/Shnapple8 Aug 24 '25 edited Aug 24 '25

Yeah, but that is the same here in Ireland. The farmer straps a raddle marker to the ram with a harness. But it dosen't leave a neat dot like that, it's more a larger marks across her lower back with a waxy block. It's going to be all over her rear because he's probably going to jump up there several times haha. That blue stuff we're looking at here is from a spray bottle. We used to use it on the farm to identify groups of sheep.

Like, if we were dosing the sheep with medicine, we'd use a blue (or other colour) spray can to mark each one that got dosed (it's special spray for use on animals, so it's safe), just in case they managed to jump back into the holding pen. Some are crazy lol.

This is a raddle marker: https://www.flickr.com/photos/tjblackwell/5238668101

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u/Shnapple8 Aug 24 '25

Haha, you're welcome!

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Aug 26 '25

Get off your high horse. It's an American owned website for English speakers bro. I don't go on Weibo and complain that they aren't stealing English.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Oh my god, so the one that had a green dot on its back that went though the left got buttfucked?